World’s worst summary of Warcraft III’s story: Part 1

September 17, 2013 on 2:34 pm | In Other Gaming, Wang | No Comments | Sicopath

(Yo, it was a really long time ago, I don’t remember all the details)

Reign of Chaos Human Campaign:

Arthas was all like fuck yeah i’m a Paladin and Uther was like nawww you a bitch and Arthas was like i’m also the Prince and Uther was like nawww you ain’t king you a bitch.

Then a bunch of villagers turn purple or some shit and Arthas is like whaaat this a plague or some shit, let’s fight the undead and Uther was like you not such a bitch anymore so you got this mang, i’mma get more Paladins and meet up later.

Then Arthas fights the undead and goes to another town where everyone was already turning purple and he was like awww man there’s too many purple people and then Uther shows up and is like sup mang and Arthas tells him yo Presidential Paladin we gotta perform a purple people purge, you down with that shit? And Uther was like naww man, Paladins don’t purge people even if they’re purple and Arthas was like yo dawg i’m your future king and Uther was like well the future king can future suck it.

So Arthas had to purge the purple people without the president of paladins and he fought a dreadlord and purged the purple people before he could make them into an army and the dreadlord was like fk u Arthas come to Northrend and fight me you pussy I bet you won’t.

So Arthas went to Northrend with his dad’s army because he’s a bitch and then Uther snitched on him to his dad so a senior army bro was like everybody go home and calm the fuck down and then Arthas hires a bunch of trolls and ogres and shit to blow up their boats so they can’t go home and then he’s all like what now bitches?

So they fight the undead some more and find a bunch of dwarves and one of them was important and shit and Arthas was like yo mang you important or something and he was like thanks bro you want a cool sword? And Arthas was like yeah mang gotta kill a dreadlord later so they find the sword and the important dwarf was like yo this is sketchy as fk and Arthas was like naww this sword is cool it’s got skulls and shit and the important dwarf was like naww mang this sword is cursed and Arthas was like fuck the curse and then he touched the sword and the sword blew up the dwarves and then he went to Icecrown and blew up the dreadlord with the sword.

Then years later he goes home to Lordaeron and blows up the King and all the humans were like why you do that and Arthas is all like suprise i’m a Death Knight, bitches.



October 6, 2010 on 5:59 pm | In News, Reviews | No Comments | Sicopath

Create your own!:
1. Open IRC log
2. ctrl+f

How easy was that you fucking moron?

[15:44] < +CRACK_HITLER> I can’t believe you actually googled “old jewish faggot”
[17:12] < CRACK_HITLER> I mean, i’m not a flaming homoqueerfag but i’m just saying, it’s not fair
[21:54] < +CRACK_HITLER> FAG
[23:24] < DarkSentinel> Fag. Pineapple juice is awesome.
[20:23] < Prawny> “I think it would be fun to stand on stage and say “its cool to be a fag!” my old high school Japanese teacher (who’s gay)
[18:16] < @CRACK_HITLER> no way brah, I could kiss way better fags than you
[18:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> fags love rent
[18:05] < @CRACK_HITLER> because the inverse law of “all fags love musicals” doesn’t always hold
[22:28] < InsanityPrawnBoy> FAGS COFFEE
[19:50] < @CRACK_HITLER> he already got harrassed by by a bunch of fags and nutjobs cockblocking him with fake allegations of him being gay
[02:42] < @CRACK_HITLER> fags
[20:08] < @CRACK_HITLER> one of his fagarific gay parties
[23:16] < iPrawn> But think off all the fag happiness you could generate.
[23:17] < @CRACK_HITLER> I generate enough fag happiness by flexing on the bus
[20:44] < @CRACK_HITLER> man, I don’t really understand why fags insist on gay porn
[10:03] < CRACK_HITLER_> and if you judge an item by the quality of it’s god damn outer case then for lack of a better word you are a stupid faggot
[21:57] < @CRACK_HITLER> dude he’s a raging double fagmo
[23:10] < Zorab> I can’t stand old titanic fag
[23:12] < Zorab> hackra: a lot of very good source says so might might have to break my titanic fag hate to watch it
[14:12] < Itamaram> debates are arguments for faggots
[14:12] < InsanityPrawnBoy> Intellectuals = faggots?
[13:07] < DarkSentinel> Fag
[13:19] < CRACK_HITLER> I smash fags down into ashtrays
[18:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> do it fagort


GREATEST HITS – “well fuck”

October 5, 2010 on 12:49 pm | In News, Reviews | No Comments | Sicopath

Create your own!:
1. Open IRC log
2. ctrl+f

How easy was that you fucking moron?

[16:37] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I put an intermission in the middle of my posting
[16:54] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, my internet is still capped until midnight Thursday
[19:58] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it, tonight is maintenance night anyway
[21:52] < Lord_Riff_Raff> so we, go, well fuck them, we don’t actually care about that either
[17:21] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m outta here
[22:21] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I have some drinking to continue
[10:33] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m off to drive in, go to one class and then drive home
[14:39] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I just put one of these in my computer
[21:29] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it, I speak profanity better than I speak english anyway
[20:34] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I don’t own any computers that have intel extreme graphics
[21:28] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I don’t feel like finishing that one liner
[19:51] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m correcting people’s spelling/grammar/quotes on facebook now
[20:14] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck I just played all the levels of that
[22:17] < CRACK_HITLER_> yeah well fuck your own ass
[22:43] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, haters gonna hate
[23:08] < hackra> well fuck
[01:18] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I could go through my IRC logs and make a “sourabh talking about food” compilation right there
[22:30] < hackra> well fuck, that was easier than expected
[20:12] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I didn’t know they made another Clive Barker game
[20:34] < @CRACK_HITLER> Well fuck I can handwrite in context menus but this thing has trouble recognising my handwriting
[21:58] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck here it comes
[16:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[11:15] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I just woke up
[22:41] < CRACK_HITLER_> well fuck, what’s ghost kill command again?
[12:58] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, my internet is capped
[20:14] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, does anyone have paypal?
[22:28] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, who else was watching that last game?
[21:14] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[21:16] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[21:49] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, kpop is on
[20:17] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I feel sick
[20:38] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck i’m hungry
[22:08] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it i’m watching a livestream restream


VIDEO GAMES – Only the negatives

September 1, 2010 on 2:49 pm | In Other Gaming, Reviews | No Comments | Sicopath

Well ok, let me just state for the record that I play a pretty fair amount of video games. The good points of newer games is easy to find out because let’s face it – the way hype spreads throughout the internet can be mind boggling even when you take advertising out of the equation (which it hardly ever is).
As a service to everyone, i’m gonna go ahead and list a bunch of the games i’ve played this year and give a quick summary of the bad points about the games you may not have heard about or have had explained to you in detail.

In Alphabetical order:

Avalon Heroes:
• The voice acting sucks,
• Spelling, grammatical and language syntax errors everywhere indicate the development team is lacking an English proof reader,
• Poor localisation of servers leading to latency problems and language barriers,
• Match finding system is primitive and leaves you at the mercy of team “leaders” who might kick you because you’re not German/Turkish/Brazilian/level 999.

Clive Barker’s Jericho:
• No multiplayer,
• Horror element is extremely downplayed – I was hardly scared by any point in the game,
• Ending easily ranks among the top 10 most disappointing video game endings of all time,
• QTEs are annoying – this is not game specific; they are annoying in every game that has them.

Dragon Age Origins:
• Character models lack polish,
• Buggy engine randomly causes problems with loading times, CPU utilisation and in-game performance,
• No voice acting for player character.

Dragon Age Origins: Awakening:
• Game too short.
• Dialogue is poorly written in some places.

Heroes of Newerth:
• This game is pretty much the poster child of the rating office phrase “Gaming experience may change online” (NERD RAGE);
• The game is pretty close to a letter-for-letter DOTA: Allstars clone so it suffers from the classic fault that is inherent to the specific title – the game is significantly less fun if you’re not winning (NERD RAGE).

League of Legends:
• Rune system is extremely grindy,
• Importance of team composition makes solo-queue play frustrating at times,
• Gameplay imbalances,
• Choice of graphic and art style produces problems with visual clutter.

• Unintuitive inventory system,
• Account levelling and item collection is extremely grindy,
• Gameplay is shallow and not balanced.

Mass Effect 2:
• Storyline slows down completely around the middle which feels like nothing but poorly related sidequests,
• Plot is not very engaging – few emotional moments and connection between missions,
• Combat lacks difficulty while some boss fights are designed to be as annoying as possible.

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty:
• Enforced online latency lowers playability for players outside server locales;
• Forced online multiplayer due to no LAN support,
• Without an ever-present anchoring point to the storyline the single player is at serious risk of feeling like nothing but poorly related side quests.

World of Warcraft:
• Graphical bugs and clipping problems that have existed since first release still exist,
• Endgame content encourages powergaming,
• Latency issues resulting from poor optimisation,
• Game is very difficult to stop playing (much like a psychological experiment where a lab rat is given a button that only sometimes releases a food pellet – the rat is compelled to keep pressing the button even when he isn’t hungry).


Have fun skiing

September 1, 2010 on 1:29 pm | In Pictures | 2 Comments | Atomix



April 9, 2010 on 2:17 am | In Uncategorized | No Comments | Sicopath

Now here’s a story from back when I was 5 years old.

I was at a sporting field at the time with my friend Marvin, it was a clear and warm day so naturally we were throwing rocks at each other, a pebble of mine struck Marvin on the head which amused Wang who quipped “man, you just shot Marvin in the face” I didn’t know what the hell he meant though, nor did it make sense in any context now that I think about it – it was 1991, Pulp Fiction hadn’t even come out at that time.

Wang was an old man that hung around the park alot, he was an elderly asian gentleman with a slight moustache and over his normal-people clothes he wore a dark-blue jacket with metal shoulder pads on the exterior of it, nobody really knew who he was or where he came from but the adults seemed to trust him so I never thought much of it.
Anyways, back to the story – As Marvin brushed off his cheek and looked back at me while preparing his shot, the sky darkened. Everyone stopped mid-play and looked to the sky – we saw a smoking vehicle catapaulting itself over the horizon, it wasn’t until it drifted closer that we saw what it was – a penis-shaped shuttle – and it was falling out of the sky.

The penis-shaped shuttle crash-landed at the far side of the field with momentum, dragging an earthy brown mess across the grassy field before the penis-shaped shuttle disappeared behind it’s own smoke I stared into the cockpit and I saw Wang, but not our Wang; this one didn’t have a moustache – I guess he was younger. Old Wang rushed over to the crash site and took off his jacket, fanning the smouldering wreckage he parted the smoke and the broken, crawling figure of young Wang emerged; old wang rushed over yelling nonsense and young Wang frantically took his hand with a bloodied one of his own, looked old Wang in his eye and intejected “YOU HAVE TO GO BACK – TO THE FUTURE.”



April 5, 2010 on 8:18 pm | In Uncategorized | No Comments | Sicopath

Well fuck, my inactive WoW account got hacked. Good news though, recovering everything seems to be within reach and as an added bonus, blizzard support sent me emails for each character restoration which combined makes a comprehensive list of every vendorable item and gold amount i’d accumulated and more:

Money Restored: 11,041g 16s 92c

Item(s) Restored:
Arcane Loops of Anger
Baby Spice x45
Band of the Invoker
Barrelhead Goby x5
Battlecast Hood
Battlecast Pants
Bolt of Imbued Frostweave x130
Bonescale Snapper x4
Bracer of Worn Molars
Braid of Salt and Fire
Champion’s Seal x40
Circle of Arcane Streams
Conqueror’s Deathbringer Gloves
Conqueror’s Deathbringer Hood
Conqueror’s Deathbringer Leggings
Conqueror’s Deathbringer Robe
Crystallized Life x4
Dalaran Cooking Award x64
Deathchill Cloak
Deep Sea Monsterbelly x6
Destruction Potion
Dragonfin Angelfish x20
Ebon Shadowbag
Elixir of Draenic Wisdom x7
Elixir of Water Walking x20
Emblem of Conquest x18
Emblem of Frost x83
Emblem of Triumph x138
Engraved Gargoyle Femur
Evoker’s Charm
Forge Ember
Frozen Shadoweave Boots
Frozen Shadoweave Robe
Frozen Shadoweave Shoulders
Glacial Salmon x9
Glow Worm x16
Gul’dan’s Gloves of Conquest
Gul’dan’s Hood of Conquest
Gul’dan’s Leggings of Conquest
Gul’dan’s Robe of Conquest
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x17
Iceweb Spider Silk x24
Imbued Netherweave Bag
Jeweled Fishing Pole
Lightbane Focus
Lovely Purple Dress
Magic Eater x11
Musselback Sculpin x4
Nettlefish x39
Old Spices x65
Pauldrons of Catastrophic Emanation
Plush Sash of Guzbah
Polished Dragonslayer’s Signet
Prelate’s Snowshoes
Primal Life x8
Primal Mana x2
Primal Nether x9
Primal Water x9
Red Winter Hat
Runed Titanium Rod
Runic Mana Injector x20
Savory Deviate Delight x13
Shard of the Crystal Heart
Sharpened Fish Hook x29
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Soul Shard
Stormchops x2
Sundial of the Exiled
Tabard of the Scarlet Crusade
Titan-Forged Hood of Dominance
Titan-Forged Rune of Accuracy
Titan-Forged Slippers of Dominance
Valorous Plagueheart Gloves
Valorous Plagueheart Robe
Valorous Plagueheart Shoulderpads
Violet Badge
Voidheart Crown
Voidheart Gloves
Volde’s Cloak of the Night Sky
Weather-Beaten Fishing Hat

Money Restored:

Item(s) Restored:
Arakkoa Divining Rod
Arakkoa Sage’s Shawl
Auslese’s Light Channeler
Buzzard Bites x2
Chilled Meat
Crystal Citrine Necklace
Deadly Borer Leggings
Dragon Stabler’s Gauntlets
Dreaming Glory x11
Elixir of Draenic Wisdom x15
Elixir of Healing Power x13
Fel Lotus x7
Felweed x25
Flame Cap x3
Frostweave Cloth x20
Glyph of Power Word: Shield
Guild Tabard
Imbued Vial x4
Keeper’s Ring of Piety
Key of Time
Khadgar’s Kilt of Abjuration
Mad Alchemist’s Potion x8
Marsh Bracers
Mindfire Waistband
Mote of Life x8
Necklace of Bloodied Feathers
Necklace of Calm Skies
Netherbloom x16
Netherweave Cloth x13
Nightmare Vine x3
Philosopher’s Stone
Pungent Seal Whey x33
Ragveil x8
Red Pointy Hat
Sandals of Broken Dreams
Scroll of Intellect VI x4
Sleeveless T-Shirt
Sun Rock Ring
Super Healing Potion x10
Super Mana Potion x4
Tempest’s Touch
Terocone x22
Unearthed Enkaat Wand
Unidentified Plant Parts x2
Worg Haunch x4
Wraps of the San’layn

Money Restored: 2,806g 92s 48c

Item(s) Restored:
Accursed Crawling Cape
Ancient Pendant of Arathor
Arcanum of Torment
Azure Moonstone x20
Baby Spice x4
Band of Stained Souls
Barbed Ymirheim Choker
Blade of the Empty Void
Blood Garnet x10
Blood Weeper
Blood Weeper
Boots of the Neverending Path
Chewed Leather Wristguards
Clefthoof Britches
Dalaran Cooking Award x15
Dawnstone x6
Deadly Poison IX x26
Deep Peridot x19
Dense Stone x100
Drakkari Offerings x39
Emblem of Frost x69
Emblem of Triumph x130
Felglacier Bolter
Flame Spessarite x19
Flayer’s Black Belt
Frostweave Cloth x27
Frozen Orb x14
Gnomish Army Knife
Gold Bar x11
Gold Ore x3
Golden Draenite x10
Greenhealer’s Garb
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x18
Heavy Leather x10
Hemorrhaging Circle
Incisor Fragment
Instant Poison IX x6
Iron Bar x6
Iron Ore x15
Krick’s Beetle Stabber
Krick’s Beetle Stabber
Liar’s Tongue
Living Ruby x9
Mageweave Bag
Mammoth Meal x8
Medium Leather x14
Meteorite Whetstone
Mithril Ore x66
Netherweave Cloth x137
Nightseye x15
Noble Topaz x16
Northern Stew x5
Old Spices x9
Papa’s Brand New Knife
Relic of Ulduar x260
Rhino Dogs x6
Ring of Scarlet Shadows
Roasted Worg x2
Rugged Leather x20
Runic Healing Potion x13
Runic Mana Potion x6
Seven-Fingered Claws
Shadow Draenite x13
Shaggy Wyrmleather Leggings
Shocking Claws
Silithid Chitin x20
Silver Ore x6
Sleeveless T-Shirt
Sphere of Red Dragon’s Blood
Star of Elune x13
Talasite x14
Thick Leather x20
Thistle Tea x10
Thorium Ore
Truesilver Bar x15
Truesilver Ore x20
Unsharpened Ice Razor
Vengeance of the Forsaken
Vrykul Bones x122
Worm Delight x20
Wound Poison VII x20

Money Restored: 3,753g 4s 71c

Item(s) Restored:
Arcane-Shielded Helm
Band of Stained Souls
Black Icicle
Borean Armor Kit x5
Borean Leather x7
Bracers of the Herald
Chunk o’ Mammoth x4
Cloak of the Enemy
Crashin’ Thrashin’ Racer Controller
Crescent of Brooding Fury
Crusader’s Locket
Crystal Infused Leather x2
Dabiri’s Enigma
Deviate Scale x12
Drakkari Offerings x49
Dream Shard x2
Emblem of Conquest x3
Emblem of Frost x61
Emblem of Triumph x32
Eternal Earth
Fel Hide
Fel Scales x7
Frost Wyrm Ribcage
Frostweave Cloth x17
Frozen Orb x27
Garfrost’s Two-Ton Hammer
Girdle of the Pallid Knight
Hallowed Helm
Hate-Forged Cleaver
Hate-Forged Cleaver
Heavy Borean Leather x40
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x15
Icebound Bronze Cuirass
Icy Dragonscale x63
Infinite Dust x7
Jormungar Scale x57
Keystone Great-Ring
Knothide Leather x17
Kurzel’s Warband
Legplates of Relentless Onslaught
Mead Basted Caribou x3
Meteorite Whetstone
Murkblood Avenger’s Legplates
Needle-Encrusted Scorpion
Nerubian Chitin x41
Orange Martial Shirt
Plated Greaves of Providence
Plated Saronite Bracers
Reaper of Dark Souls
Regal Aurous Shoulderplates
Relic of Ulduar x60
Rimefang’s Claw
Rimefang’s Claw
Ring of Scarlet Shadows
Rugged Armor Kit x20
Runic Healing Potion x7
Sabatons of Draconic Vigor
Savage Saronite Legplates
Savage Saronite Pauldrons
Savage Saronite Skullshield
Scourgelord’s Frigid Chestplate
Shoulderplates of Frozen Blood
Skinning Knife
Solid Platinum Band
Soul Harvester’s Charm
Special Issue Legplates
Sphere of Red Dragon’s Blood
Super Healing Potion x30
Tapestry of the Frozen Throne
Tempered Saronite Bracers
The Warlord’s Depravity
Thick Clefthoof Leather x4
Titansteel Bonecrusher
Twilight Opal
Tyrannical Beheader
Vambraces of Unholy Command
Vrykul Bones x163
Weeping Gauntlets

Money Restored: 1,064g 29s 48c

Item(s) Restored:
Abomination Shoulderblades
Adamantite Ore x6
Amulet of the Torn-heart
Ancient Pendant of Arathor
Armbands of the Construct
Band of Frosted Thorns
Belt of the Iron Servant
Black Spire Sabatons
Blackened Ghoul Skin Leggings
Bolstered Legplates
Bracers of the Smothering Inferno
Breastplate of the Afterlife
Breastplate of the Righteous
Champion’s Seal x80
Chestplate of Titanic Fury
Cobalt Ore x28
Crystallized Air x6
Crystallized Earth x8
Crystallized Fire x8
Crystallized Shadow x3
Deathforged Legplates
Deflection Band
Don Carlos’ Famous Hat
Drakescale Collar
Elixir of Major Fortitude x7
Elixir of Mastery x3
Emblem of Conquest x99
Emblem of Frost x62
Emblem of Heroism x8
Emblem of Triumph x107
Eternal Fire x6
Eternium Ore
Falric’s Wrist-Chopper
Firestrider Chestguard
Flame-Bathed Steel Girdle
Frostblight Pauldrons
Frostweave Cloth x5
Frozen Orb x14
Furnace Stone
Ghoul Commander’s Cuirass
Gloves of the Dark Exile
Greaves of the Lingering Vortex
Hammer Pick
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x20
Helm of Purified Thoughts
Icebane Chestguard
Icebane Girdle
Icebane Treads
Ick’s Rotting Thumb
Incisor Fragment
Judgement Cover
Justice Bearer’s Pauldrons
Khorium Ore x5
Legacy of Thunder
Leggings of Innumerable Barbs
Leggings of the Snowy Bramble
Legplates of the Righteous
Libram of Furious Blows
Libram of Souls Redeemed
Mana Potion Injector x20
Mariel’s Sorrow
Mark of the Relentless
Mark of the Unyielding
Marrowgar’s Scratching Choker
Mask of Penance
Neverending Winter
Orange Martial Shirt
Orca-Hunter’s Harpoon
Pauldrons of the Souleater
Phoenix-fire Band
Piccolo of the Flaming Fire
Plated Greaves of Providence
Power Enhancing Loop
Relic of Ulduar x7
Rimefang’s Claw
Royal Crest of Lordaeron
Runic Healing Potion
Runic Mana Injector x35
Runic Mana Potion x8
Rusty Frozen Fingerguards
Sabatons of the Iron Watcher
Saronite Gargoyle Cloak
Saronite Ore x10
Saronite Swordbreakers
Seal of the Pantheon
Second Helm of the Executioner
Sentinel’s Winter Cloak
Shard of the Virtuous
Shieldwall of the Breaker
Shoulderplates of Bloodshed
Signet of Hopeful Light
Snapper Extreme x33
Sparkling Frostcap x16
Spaulders of the Righteous
Spiked Titansteel Helm
Staggering Legplates
Symbol of Divinity x4
Symbol of Kings x130
Symbol of Redemption
Tainted Girdle of Mending
Tears of the Vanquished
The Black Heart
The Skull of Ruin
Titanium Earthguard Ring
Titanium Frostguard Ring
Titanium Ore x16
Titanium Spellshock Ring
Titansteel Bar x10
Verdigris Chain Belt
Violet Badge
Waistguard of the Tutor

Money Restored: 1,261g 33s 66c

Item(s) Restored:
Apprentice’s Shirt
Arcane Powder x86
Autumn’s Glow x13
Bloodstone x29
Bridenbrad’s Sash
Bronze Bar x14
Bronze Setting x17
Celestial Ink x12
Charged Wand of the Cleft
Choker of Betrayal
Citrine x6
Cloak of Crimson Snow
Cloak of Frozen Spirits
Dalaran Jewelcrafter’s Token x13
Dark Jade
Darkflame Ink x2
Dawnstar Ink x10
Dense Stone x16
Dusky Pigment
Engraved Truesilver Ring
Faces of Doom
Fiery Ink x3
Figurine – Sapphire Owl
Figurine – Twilight Serpent
Flask of Mojo x16
Forest Emerald x17
Frostsavage Belt
Frostsavage Boots
Frostsavage Bracers
Frostsavage Cowl
Frostsavage Gloves
Frostsavage Leggings
Frostweave Bandage x14
Frostweave Cloth x9
Frozen Orb
Glyph of Avenging Wrath x2
Glyph of Fire Elemental Totem
Gold Bar x2
Gold Ore x5
Hat of Wintry Doom
Highseas Wristwraps
Huge Citrine x20
Icy Pigment
Imbued Vial x4
Incursion Vestments
Ink of the Sea x43
Ink of the Sky x9
Iron Bar x3
Jadefire Ink x3
Jeweler’s Kit
Kilix’s Silk Slippers
Kurzel’s Angst
Lion’s Ink x20
Mageweave Bag
Mageweave Cloth x40
Mana Potion Injector x20
Medallion of Grand Marshal Morris
Monarch Topaz x18
Moonglow Ink x32
Northsea Pearl
Obsidian Warbeads x22
Ring of Decimation
Robe of the Crimson Order
Rune of Portals x20
Runecaster’s Mantle
Runecloth x80
Runic Healing Potion x5
Runic Mana Potion x10
Scarlet Ruby x15
Scroll of Agility VIII x37
Scroll of Intellect VIII x34
Scroll of Recall x2
Scroll of Recall III x4
Scroll of Spirit VIII x10
Scroll of Stamina VIII x34
Scroll of Strength VIII x48
Shimmering Cold-Iron Band
Shimmering Ink x15
Silk Cloth x120
Simple Grinder
Skoll’s Fang
Sky Sapphire x7
Snowfall Ink x3
Sun Crystal x12
Tabard of the Kirin Tor
Thawpelt Sack
The Argent Skullcap
The Darkspeaker’s Footpads
Thorium Ore x4
Thorium Setting x16
Transborean Bracers
Transborean Cover
Transborean Wraps
Troll-hide Bag
Twilight Opal x9
Valonforth’s Remembrance
Veiled Ametrine
Virtuoso Inking Set
Vrykul Bones x25
Wool Cloth x40

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Item(s) Restored:
Beast Lord Handguards
Beast Lord Mantle
Blade of the Empty Void
Blessed Hauberk of Undead Slaying
Blessed Leggings of Undead Slaying
Boots of the Neverending Path
Bracers of the Smothering Inferno
Bronze Tube x10
Chilled Meat x30
Chunk o’ Mammoth x7
Coilfang Armaments x9
Copper Modulator x6
Copper Ore x21
Crescent of Brooding Fury
Crystallized Earth
Crystallized Water x8
Dense Stone x48
Drake-Mounted Crossbow
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Emblem of Conquest x16
Emblem of Frost x8
Emblem of Heroism x35
Emblem of Triumph x41
Explosive Decoy x18
Fang of Truth
Fel Iron Bar x20
Fezzik’s Pocketwatch
Frostweave Cloth x5
Gloves of the Dark Exile
Gnomish Army Knife
Gnomish Lightning Generator
Gold Power Core
Handful of Cobalt Bolts x12
Handful of Fel Iron Bolts x5
Hardened Adamantite Bar x6
Heartseeker Scope x3
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x14
Honeymint Tea x3
Horns of the Spurned Val’kyr
Hourglass of the Unraveller
Iceweb Spider Silk x6
Inlaid Mithril Cylinder x2
Interwoven Scale Bracers
Jagged Ice Band
Khorium Ore x12
Mammoth Cutters x754
Mithril Tube x3
Mobius Band
Mote of Earth x4
Mote of Fire x4
Nat Pagle’s Extreme Angler FC-5000
Pauldrons of Concealed Loathing
Poached Emperor Salmon x4
Polished Regimental Hauberk
Primal Earth x20
Primal Fire x14
Rimebane Rifle
Runic Healing Potion x18
Runic Mana Injector x18
Runic Mana Potion x3
Rusted-Link Spiked Gauntlets
Saronite Bomb x56
Saronite Ore
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Savory Deviate Delight x20
Scrapbot Construction Kit x17
Security DELTA Data Access Card
Signet of Bridenbrad
Silver Contact x35
Silver Ore x24
Solid Platinum Band
Solid Stone x2
Sovereign’s Belt
Staff of Trickery
Stained-Glass Shard Ring
Sun Scope x2
Super Healing Potion x40
Tabard of the Ebon Blade
Tabard of the Scarlet Crusade
Terrorshaft Arrow x699
The Fleshshaper
Thorium Widget x7
Tin Ore x32
Trapper’s Shirt
Trespasser’s Boots
Truesight Ice Blinders
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Truesilver Transformer x2
Ultrasafe Transporter: Toshley’s Station
Volatile Blasting Trigger
Vrykul Bones x162
Winterfin Clam x34
Worm Meat x7
Wormhole Generator: Northrend
Zombie Sweeper Shotgun

Money Restored: 15g 0s 30c

Item(s) Restored:

Money Restored:

Item(s) Restored:
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Aldor Tabard
Arcanite Ripper
Armor Plated Combat Shotgun
Armored Titanium Goggles
Auchenai Key
Band of Frosted Thorns
Battlescar Spirebands
Blessed Legplates of Undead Slaying
Bloodberry Elixir x3
Bolstered Legplates
Borean Leather x12
Breastplate of Jagged Stone
Breastplate of the Solemn Council
Bronze Tube x20
Burning Skull Pendant
Charged Titanium Specs
Chilled Warblade
Choker of the Betrayer
Cloak of Holy Extermination
Cloak of Peaceful Resolutions
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Cobra Scales x2
Crescent of Brooding Fury
Crusader’s Locket
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Crystallized Air x8
Crystallized Water x3
Dragonflight Great-Ring
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Dream Shard x2
Elixir of Ironskin
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Emblem of Heroism x6
Emblem of Triumph x40
Emerald Choker
Essence of Gossamer
Fel Hide
Fel Iron Bomb x10
Flamewrought Key
Frostguard Drape
Froststeel Tube x2
Frostweave Cloth x33
Frozen Orb
Girdle of the Pallid Knight
Glyph of Revenge
Gnomish Army Knife
Gnomish Lightning Generator
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Handful of Fel Iron Bolts x16
Heavy Frostweave Bandage x20
Icy Dragonscale
Infinite Dust x5
Journeyman’s Backpack
Key of Time
Lavanthor’s Talisman
Lucky Old Sun
Lucky Old Sun
Mead Basted Caribou x18
Mercy’s Hold
Monster Slayer’s Kit
Nat Pagle’s Extreme Angler FC-5000
Nether Dragonscales x9
Onyxian Whelpling
Poached Northern Sculpin
Relic of Ulduar x17
Reservoir Key
Righteous Weapon Coating
Righteous Weapon Coating
Righteous Weapon Coating
Righteous Weapon Coating
Righteous Weapon Coating
Runic Healing Injector x20
Runic Healing Potion x6
Saronite Bomb x95
Savage Saronite Bracers
Savage Saronite Legplates
Savage Saronite Waistguard
Savage Saronite Walkers
Scarab of Isanoth
Scarlet Signet
Scarlet Signet
Seal of the Pantheon
Signet of Bridenbrad
Silver Contact x13
Silver Spade
Solid Platinum Band
Sollerets of Suffering
Sonic Booster
Sphere of Red Dragon’s Blood
Spiced Worm Burger
Squire’s Shirt
Tabard of the Ebon Blade
Tabard of the Wyrmrest Accord
The Darkspeaker’s Iron Walkers
Thick Clefthoof Leather x36
Thorium Widget x2
Titansteel Destroyer
Titansteel Shield Wall
Tracker’s Balanced Knives
Unsmashable Heavy Band
Vengeance Bindings
Volatile Blasting Trigger x2
Vrykul Bones x84
Warchief’s Legplates of Carnage
Wind Scales x2
Zapthrottle Mote Extractor
Zaxxis Insignia x36
Zombie Sweeper Shotgun


Musings: Opportunists Rule the World

March 27, 2010 on 11:15 pm | In Contemplation | No Comments | Balinor

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Events: Auckland Lantern and Hamilton Food, Wine and Jazz Festival 2010

March 1, 2010 on 9:26 pm | In Reviews | No Comments | Balinor


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Musings: Paying the bill

February 14, 2010 on 1:24 pm | In Contemplation | 1 Comment | Balinor


[This entry I am submitting to's Blog Idol 2. It only allowed 150 words which made it difficult for me but hopefully it do well]

While scanning forums, I came across a post that reminded me of the debate of chivalry on a date. It was about a girl’s recent date where the guy organised an expensive candlelit restaurant. The date went well until she offered out of courtesy to pay for half the bill. When he agreed he stopped being chivalrous. “A gentleman would never have let me pay and I only date gentlemen”. She argued that since he arranged everything he should have paid.

A flatmate a friend once had tried to convince me to join because she gets to meet different people and go on dates. My reply was, “it’s great for you because the guy pays for everything”. She immediately replied, “No, if the girl is half decent, she will pay her own way”.

Was it not chivalrous to pay for half or was she “not half decent”?

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