Jonny Chaos

poo-poo wii-wii

April 30, 2006 on 5:08 pm | In News | | Jonny Chaos

So, Nintendos new console, the one with the wank-o-matic controller WAS called the revolution, which seemed like the coolest thing about it (apart from the subscription emulation service: classic zelda anyone?) until now.

Now, Nintendo’s diseased marketing department has decided to vomit up a rebranding. It will be called “Wii”. No, this is neither a joke nor a typo, “wii” it is.

Im going to hold a funeral for nintendo’s taste and sense, if anyone cares to join me. I have already composed a brief eulogy for the occaison.

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  1. Second best eulogy ever.

    Comment by arbscht — 5:11 pm — April 30, 2006 #

  2. second best? grahame chapham better be first or its berserker rage time.

    Comment by jonnydoom — 5:12 pm — April 30, 2006 #

  3. Yes, it is in fact.

    I might have included Atkinson’s Tom, Dick and Harry as #2 but that was fictional.

    Comment by arbscht — 5:23 pm — April 30, 2006 #

  4. Quote: “Looks like a good solid name for Nintendo,” said an optimistic Michael Gartenberg, vice president and research director of Jupiter Research.

    Just WTF.
    It really can’t get any worse. What a god-damned moronic thing to say: Let’s blend it and dipose of it in a urinal where it belongs.

    Comment by Rena — 9:12 pm — May 2, 2006 #

  5. whn it comes out, we could do that and post it as a pxt.

    Comment by jonnydoom — 10:58 pm — May 2, 2006 #

  6. …Unfortunately, I can’t be there to view it -_-’ They don’t have urinals in the female bathrooms, you see.

    Comment by Rena — 7:52 pm — May 3, 2006 #

  7. which is why we are taking the pictures.

    Comment by jonnydoom — 8:09 pm — May 4, 2006 #

  8. [20:55] Tapping the Q: having said that i m a bit dissapointed with the Wii
    [20:55] Tapping the Q: :(
    [20:55] Tapping the Q: saw some screenshots
    [20:55] Tapping the Q: and they look totally game cube like
    [20:57] Jonny Doom (im the happy nihilist): and yeah, it did seem like the Wii would be, well, wii-wii really.
    [21:09] Tapping the Q: lol
    [21:09] Tapping the Q: poor Wii
    [21:09] Jonny Doom (im the happy nihilist): yeah, poor wee Wii

    Comment by jonnydoom — 9:40 pm — May 10, 2006 #

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