Life Outside PLT1

You guys are pathetic sacks of shit.

September 28, 2005 on 9:41 pm | In Wang | | Sicopath

Seriously, god damn.

Is this what you fuck ups consider to be content? I mean, shit… If I wanted to read a back and forth e-penis banter, i’d write one myself.

Want to see some content? I’ll show you something…

Exhibit A:

“WANG JUSTICE” - a short story by Sicopath.
Warning: May contain offensive themes, mature language and far too many inside jokes.

So yeah, there I was minding my own bussiness, kicking back on a park bench, reading some erotic Sesame Street fan fiction that I downloaded on my P-P-P-Powerbook. It was a lovely sunlit morning so I decided to jack it.

I unzipped my pants and my huge tree-trunk sized skinwhip rolled furiously out of my pants, crushing a picnic basket. I apologised to the picnickers and lifted my wang so they could salvage whatever and move on.

Unfortunately, I must have gotten some mayonaise smeared on my wang from the basket-crushing because some old bitch was led over to my massive beat-head by some little poodle thingy attached to the woman by a piece of twine. The poodle leapt onto my wang and began licking the delicious sauce.

Now, I had nothing against having my cock licked by a poodle, but the old hag was in my field of vision, preventing me from getting even a shadow of a boner to jack off to my erotic Sesame Street fanfiction so I got angry! I yelled out “BITCH! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU INDIAN HOUSEWIFE!” this didn’t go over well with the woman, as she began cursing at me, I don’t remember what exactly happened next but I ended up holding the poodle by the hind legs and smacking the old hag across the face with the stupid mutt.

The old woman was now on the ground face-up, with a mighty heave I lifted one of my boulder-esque testicles, the last thing the woman heard was “good night” as I dropped my testicle on her head, crushing her skull and killing her immediately.

FATALITY.