Life Outside PLT1

Short Ramble Before Bed

May 30, 2006 on 11:36 pm | In News | | Atomix

As I was welcomed as an admin tonight (in my own little party) I decided to test my new found power.

So after much deliberation of finding a avatar, and then photoshopping it to the right size, which as all photoshoppers know takes a minute +/-3% I then had to think if I had anything to write. Which as it turns out, I have a compski 220 java programme and a compski 280 vb.net programme, both of which I’m putting off writing till tomorrow.

So I leave you now, with a bad joke and a picture or two

The Joke:

When man was created, all parts of the body argued who should be boss.

The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all thoughts.The eyes said he should be boss since without him, man wouldn’t be able to see.The legs then countered this by saying that it was him that brought man wherever he wanted to go.The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for the whole body and he should be boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.The other parts laughed so hard that the asshole got angry and closed up for a week. The stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go wonky and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the asshole will be the boss.

This proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be a boss, just an asshole.

And The Pictures: