Jonny Chaos

Abhishek, UNHAIRED!

June 4, 2006 on 6:12 pm | In Contemplation | | Jonny Chaos

The betting begins on the topic of de-hairifying Abhishek.

This shall serve as a CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION to pay abe the monies upon the advent of his complete unmopification.

We care not how the mighty abe does this deed, but the more public the better; and you never know, maybe Tracy had a childhood crush on Capt Pickard.

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  1. I BET 20 MONIES ON THE HAIRLESSNESSNESSNESS!

    Comment by jonnydoom — 6:12 pm — June 4, 2006 #

  2. He will be able to go to this skinhead parties like he always wanted.

    Comment by Corka — 8:40 pm — June 4, 2006 #

  3. I should have done one of these too…
    Is Tracy actually single? Does anyone know (has anyone bothered to find out)? Maybe she’s having an affair with Patrick Stewart?

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 9:37 pm — June 4, 2006 #

  4. Why don’t you go ask her out tiger?

    Comment by Corka — 12:04 pm — June 5, 2006 #

  5. She’s too temperamental for me lol.

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 12:30 pm — June 5, 2006 #

  6. If someone put together a fund for me, i’d gladly go bald. I can keep my head warm with a jew cap.

    Comment by Sicopath — 1:00 pm — June 5, 2006 #

  7. I say we all pay $10. It will add up to a good sum of money and for this abi has to shave his head and then ask Tracy out when he is bald.

    Comment by Zorab — 3:05 pm — June 5, 2006 #

  8. Zorab: i’d pay for the second part, not the first.

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 8:53 pm — June 5, 2006 #

  9. this is, of course, only if abhishek goes patrick stewart.

    Comment by jonnydoom — 10:39 am — June 6, 2006 #

  10. Who’s idea was this. And is Abhishek actually going to do this?

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 12:01 pm — June 6, 2006 #

  11. My idea. And yes, total Patrick Stewart, shaved to the skin, etc. (Add 20 monies from mountain.)

    No Tracy though. Just the hair.

    Comment by arbscht — 5:49 pm — June 6, 2006 #

  12. No Tracy? takes half the fun out of it. Does the highest bidder get publicity rights or what?

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 6:08 pm — June 6, 2006 #

  13. I GET PUBLICITY RIGHTS!

    anyone says different, i eat thier liver!

    Comment by jonnydoom — 3:41 pm — June 7, 2006 #

  14. eat my liver. every day. it will regrow during the night.

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 6:25 pm — June 7, 2006 #

  15. Hail prometheus

    Comment by Jeremy Read — 6:43 pm — June 7, 2006 #

  16. Actually I was thinking Mazda. Go Discworld. And he gets to kill the eagle ;).

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 11:09 am — June 8, 2006 #

  17. Ahura Mazda didnt get his liver eaten out, and if you want to go down that path, you get chained to a rock in the caucus mountains. :p

    Comment by jonnydoom — 8:50 am — June 9, 2006 #

  18. What sort of internet connection is there in the Caucus mountains? If it’s faster than my ‘56′k ‘value’net, then i’m up for it ;)

    Comment by RadioactivePhoenix — 9:44 am — June 10, 2006 #

  19. What? So he actually did it? I promised the guy five bucks. That’s not fair, now I owe four people money.

    Comment by Rena — 8:25 pm — June 16, 2006 #

  20. Huh? I\’ve done nothing. You\’re most welcome to owing me money though.

    Comment by arbscht — 12:18 pm — July 2, 2006 #

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