Life Outside PLT1

Important announcement

June 11, 2006 on 12:15 am | In News | | Sicopath

I have given up shaving.

Normally, i’d shave daily. It was barely a choice at all, since a slight stubble inevitably leads to a man looking like a douchebag.
It’s one of evolution’s old tricks; you either look decent having shaven, or look decent having a full beard and moustache but there is no defining middle-ground, between shaven and bearded; everything is decidely less than the sum of it’s parts, it’s all just douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag.

But you know what? I don’t have to go out 5 or 6 days a week and be around other people in close proximity anymore, so shaving is no longer of any concern to me. Sure, i’ll look like a douchebag (moreso than usual) but it’s a small price to pay to not have to mow my face with a razor and sting myself with aftershave.

Seriously, fuck shaving.

Yeah, and fuck Microsoft too. I can play Rise of Legends on Windows 2000 despite their monopolistically motivated blocks on my operating system. Why should anyone have to upgrade to Windows XP just to play the games they publish? NEWSFLASH - Windows 2000 is the same thing, but less ugly. The only Windows XP standard feature required for RoL was MSXML 4.0 support; which Windows 2000 is capable of after downloading an installer from, get this; MICROSOFT’S OWN WEBSITE.

Can we say self-owned?