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Chicken is overrated
June 22, 2006 on 9:08 pm | In Contemplation | | SicopathWhy is it that people just can’t shut the fuck up about chicken?
They go on and on like it’s some kind of miracle meat; given the choice between all the common kinds of meat people will often choose chicken; THAT’S FUCKING RETARDED. Is it the flavour? Chicken is a good flavour, but it doesn’t even hold a candle to the richer and better defined flavours in steak, lamb or even venison; which is basically chicken-flavoured steak.
Moreover, out of the common meats; a lean cut of chicken will have a lower protein to fat ratio than a lean cut of steak. In comparison to red meats, chicken is a veritable wasteland in terms of nutrients and have I mentioned the flavour? Chicken has such a general flavour, which is why so many things ‘taste like chicken’, if you can’t describe the taste of a food item you just lump it in with the fattiness and graininess of chicken flesh.
I’m well aware of religions prohibiting eating anything with split hooves or more than 2 legs (EAT HUMANS); but you really have to ask yourself; what is the point?
As for my own point? I have no idea where the fuck i’m going with this, so:
There’s your summary.
Shut the fuck up about chicken.
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From an evolutionary point of veiw, chicken is pretty much the same as reptile meat.
Enjoy yer reptile there bobby.
Comment by jonnydoom — 9:16 am — June 23, 2006 #
Sounds like a case of cock envy.
Comment by arbscht — 7:25 pm — June 24, 2006 #
Hah. Cock envy. That’s a first. Would only make sense if chicken wore pants. I cook good tomato sauce basted cajun chicken, you should try it some time. Doesn’t taste like chicken.
Comment by Rena — 9:38 pm — June 24, 2006 #