Life Outside PLT1

God and his penis. And a 4,500 year old tree.

I came to an interesting realisation today: If God is male, he must have a penis. Apparently this is most upsetting to Christians; for some reason it just isn’t right to contemplate God and his infinitely large penis. Of course if God is omnipresent then his penis must be infinite in size, or at least be of indefinable length. It also raises this issue (if you can call it an issue): Before the beginning of the universe there was a man, this man also happened to have a penis along with infinite time (time in the human sense): this begs the question, what did this man do with his penis? I mean if man is modeled on God, (That then begs the question where do women fit into all of this? Was God also a Woman? Hermaphrodite perhaps?) and we all know what 90% of men do it would most likely make God the biggest wanker ever to exist or have existed. This would also mean that penises have always existed and that they will always exist: They are timeless. I do not mean to cause any offence with this; I am just trying to point out the absurdity of assigning a gender to God. If you wish to call God a male you have to accept his package(s) as well.

That’s it for my first entry. May there be many more!