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YOUR NAME IS TOBY AND YOUR FACE IS COVERED WITH HORSE SEMEN

February 11, 2007 on 7:52 am | In Contemplation | | Sicopath

YOUR NAME IS TOBY AND YOUR FACE IS COVERED WITH HORSE SEMEN

Now, there is little use in arguing this statement; accept it as truth and when you’re ready, i’ll explain it to you.

There are lessons to be learnt from the above statement; if you look carefully and read between the lines you should be able to discern the true meaning of the words presented to you.

Firstly; “YOUR” this refers to you. As in yourself. You can safely consider the rest of the statement to describe qualities which belong to you.

“NAME” refers to the phrase used to refer to you and probably the identification code for your stock-keeping unit at the local Jerk Store.

“IS” refers to the state of being. Also the shortest verb.

“TOBY” refers to you. Your name is Toby. (SEE ALSO: KUNTA KINTE)

“AND” refers to additional information concurrent with the subject of the current item.

“YOUR” refers to the word “YOUR”; it’s meaning hasn’t changed a single bit since you last read it.

“FACE” refers to the front side of your skull, more specifically; the thing attached to it. This is the place where the horse semen went.

“IS” refers to the word “IS”; once again it’s meaning is the same as it was the last time you read it.

“COVERED” refers to the state of your face. It is enveloped. The degree to which it has been enveloped is not yet known.

“WITH” refers to the substance which is currently enveloping your face.

“HORSE” refers to Oprah Winfrey

“SEMEN” refers to a cloudy mixture of excretions which erupt from a penis attached to one or more working testicles.