Life Outside PLT1

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April 20, 2007 on 12:13 pm | In YouTube | | Jonny Chaos

I feel a ramble coming on. Now that you are all at my goddam mercy, heres some random BS.

The Gideons - Billie Bottleneck
There is a cheap bottle of wine following me like a ring in a legend. I bought it on the basis that 3$ spanish wine has got to be terrible, and then my cojones shrivelled and I didn’t. It’s called “Don Pedro” and has a recipe on the back, which is an invitation to disaster to begin with.
When I left newmarket it followed me to long bay. It didnt follow my down south, but when I returned to the suburban smear, it was given back to me. Freaky. Now I’m scared to even look at it.I’ve also had two teeth out, and this means that my canines will shift back and out, becoming prominent: so ill end up looking like a b-grade vampire; or even realise the long standing joke of being the wolfboy. Joy.

On the note of joy, Ren and Stimpy is back on C4. Fuck Yes.

Oooo look, a bee.