Life Outside PLT1

Spork or Spock?

Which would concern you most if it were lodged in your eye, a spork or Spock?

A spork in the eye would not be a pleasant thing to experience and am not advocating sporks in the eyes over Spock in the eye.

That being said at least sporks are real unlike Spock (sorry if I have upset anyone here but Spock and the Star Trek universe are not real, neither is Star Wars I might add (Han shot first though!)). I myself would be quite worried if I had Spock lodged in my eye. This I fell would open many many confusing questions. For example: “What the hell?” “What the hell, is that Spock?” “What the hell is Spock doing in my eye!?” And once the shock has warn off questions such as: “What the hell Spock isn’t real, how the hell is he here now?” And classic questions like “Hey Spock, did Kirk really get it on with that many hot alien women?”

Live long and prosper.