Life Outside PLT1

Theory Exam

July 3, 2007 on 8:24 pm | In Contemplation, Kumara | | Rift

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions ans is intended to indicate whether or not you are what professionals call ’stupid’. The questions are not difficult, so think about them before you read the answer.

Question 1: How do you put an obese person into a refrigerator?

Question 2: How do you put a elephant into a refrigerator?

Question 3: The mayor is holding a gathering at the wild life preserve and, in exchange for a day off work, demands that all animals attend. One animal can not make it, which one?

Question the forth: On the opposite bank of a river inhabited by crocodiles is a tasty cake. How do you get to it?

1. The correct answer is to open the refrigerator and insert the obese person inside before closing the door. This question tests whether or not you do things in an over complicated and/or retarded manner.

2. Wrong answer; open the refrigerator and put the elephant inside before closing the door. The correct answer is to open the refrigerator, remove the obese person and replace them with the elephant before closing the door. This is to test your eye sight and/or your abbility to observe the world as it is outside your head.

3. The correct answer is the elephant. He is in the refrigerator remember? This question is to test your grip on reality and think about the repercussions of your actions. I hope you gave him food and air holes.

Its ok, even if you failed the first three questions there is still a chance that you are not completely retarded.

4. The correct answer is to swim. All the crocodiles are currently being entertained by the mayor. This test your ability to quit before making a compleat ass of yourself.

I hope this cleared any delusions you have about your intelligence and mental state. Have a good day and get off my lawn.