Life Outside PLT1

PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY

January 31, 2008 on 9:14 pm | In News | | InsanityPrawnBoy

Thanks to Peachy I have acquired a small stock pile of WMDs Twinkes and as promised I have out one in the microwave. All I can really say after doing this is DON’T DO IT! Almost an hour later and the fumes are still causing me to choke. After placing said Twinkie in the microwave for 1 minute the Twinkie has become hard as a brick. The filling seems to have either burnt and become black as the ace of spades or has liquefied into some kind of epoxy substance which once cool binds very strongly to the plate. And as I mentioned earlier the Twinkie has produced fumes which when inhaled cause immediate involuntary coughing.

I provide exhibit A as a visual testimony to my written account.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

P.S. Don’t nuke Tiwinkes. Just in case you were wondering about what I was warning against. If you want to eat them fresh out of the packet, by all means do so with my blessing! They taste quite good (although I needed a bit of prodding from Rubberpiggy to take the first bite).