Life Outside PLT1

Nostalgia sucks

I remember playing this game on Sega Master System more than a decade ago, my cousin rented it from United Video;

I remember it being a pretty fun game; the gameplay was simplistic and character selection small (4 characters) but being that at the time we were obsessively playing the far more complex and skill testing Mortal Kombat, it was a refreshing change. But that’s all besides the point, what’s wrong with the game? On the cover image, the fat guy is about to deliver a fatal crotch punch. Nostalgia sucks.

Paladin stuff in wotlk

Loflk, here’s another beta post.

So let’s recap; one of my character copies was my paladin, Octavio. On the live realms; a prot paladin covered in epics. Here he is chilling in Shattrath:

But… he’s not Octavio anymore. That’s the beta realm he’s standing around in; having been forced to get a name change, his name is Bonder. LOFL

But anyway, upon logging in I found that all my talent points had been refunded. So I wasted no time in taking advantage of this. After making the rounds picking up new talents and swapping gear into my bags, I headed off to Vengeance Landing and put on my clown suit;
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NORTHREND?

So yeah wtf man i’m in the wotlk beta.

Short post now since I have to leave shortly, but i’m gonna go ahead and document a few things; surely some of you are curious about Death Knights and it just so happens that I made one.

Almost entirely out of spite, I created a female Blood Elf Death Knight named Septavia; yes I created it out of spite because my paladin, Octavio, was flagged for a name change and I ended up giving him the name that I reserved on a live realm for a future DK but that’s a story for another post.

Anywho; here’s a few key points (spoiler free) that you should know about:

- In the “hit things alot” department, DKs seem to play alot like rogues, with multiple low damage melee abilities.
- Even post-nerf, DKs are really really really strong; with the right rotation you can end up with no downtime at all. I’m talking walk into a group of 3 mobs on full health and walk away in good enough condition to fight another 2.
- The later DK starting area quests are really really cool.
- After finishing the DK starting zone, you will be level 58 or close to it.
- The last few DK starting zone quests are really really cool. Even if you don’t want a DK, you absolutely need to do the starting zone for the lore and such, it’s delicious.

Screenshot:

EMOTION: MONSTER EDITION

Well, looks like it’s time for another drawing related post.

Here i’ve tried to explore the realm of facial expression and have used the basic humanoid facial arrangement to convey some simple emotions; here we go:

Fuck pens. Also, resized gigantic image incoming.

Yeah yeah; here’s something i’ve been chipping away at.
Drawn in my old fixed perspective wooden doll style but hey, old habits die hard. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks because he’ll get tired. There’s more than one way to skin a cat but they’re all illegal.
Also, fuck cat and dog metaphors.

Gigantic version here:
http://www.plt1.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/template2.jpg

WHO IS THIS?

Quick photo-trace.

For the love of shit, look at this. For the love of shit actually comment Jesus shit.

Alright, time to be brutally honest now; I suck at drawing.
Yeah sure, some of my stuff may look ok, but deep down inside I am embarrassed with the wooden composure of every single thing I depict; nothing at all like that which exists in imagination. Let me repeat the point i’m trying to get across; I suck at drawing.

Nonetheless, I still try and you know what? I’m gonna try something slightly different:

Yeah, fuck you.

I decided not to jack off tonight.

Here’s what I did with my hands instead.

Trying again

Just kidding, i’m not really trying at all.

CN I STLL DO THSI? ROFLMAYONAISE

EAT MY SHIT!