Life Outside PLT1

8-inch Black Forced Entry

So.
That time of the night.
Basically.
This is not a good post. This is not an interesting post. It does not contain sex, lesbians, cake, naughty pictures, whips or cheerleaders. It does not have naughty pictures of lesbian cheerleaders with whips eating cake. No. It does not. It is not safe for work either.
Well it started with http://www.amazon.com/8-inch-Forced-Tactical-zipper-Police/dp/B000GYA80M/ref=pd_sbs_a_5 and the fact the “8-inch-Forced” is not a URL I’d go to for at least another 37 minutes.

0:29 Prawn: I don’t need no woman folk!
0:29 Prawn: I has pens and tea!
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0:30 DarkSentinel Prawn: I almost read that as “I don’t need no woman folk! I has penis and tea!”

So, yeah. It’s that time again. 12:36am. seems like only yesterday that it was.
Yeah.

Wtf. Were you expecting content?

This post was brought to you by the letter M.

Like the sound of 58 kittens in a sack…..

And now ladies and gentleman, even though im a couple days late, i would like to present to you……..some halloween fun time jokes for the kids!
Q: when does a skeleton laugh?
A: when somebody tickles his funny bone!

Q: when does a mummy laugh?
A: when he rips apart children like wet lettuce!

Q: where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: dayscare centres!

Q: where do unbaptised baby ghosts go?
A: NOT HEAVEN!

Q: why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
A: because he had noBODY to go with!

Thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen, this has been a wonderul first post!

p.s.

do you have a 5 dollar? for some chip?