Life Outside PLT1

I was bored

The cricket had finished earlier than expected and I had eaten all the pizza I had. I was quite bored and decided to make one of those coffin storage boxes that are in even pizza box from Hell Pizza. Also please note Hell don’t peal their kumara properly so their kumara chips awful.

A POST!!! A POST!!!

WARNNING: This post has a man who has almost lost his pants.

Apparently I am ment to make a post about out trip to Burger King today. So here it is. The Burger King on Puhinui Road has been redone. New seats, tables and a new drink dispenser. Also new big paintings of Marilyn Monroe and some other guy. Also there is the new colour scheme. Take it away Jeremy…

[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> OMG
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN

Ahh ya it is brown… thats about all I can say. Just remeber however lame it might sounds this IS valuable content for plt1 =P

Now to something I actually wanna talk about - CRICKET!!!!

Lou Vincent quit New Zealand Cricket today. He is now going to play in the Indian Cricket League. I remember watching quite a few games he played. This was one of them.

Solong Lou and thanks for all the fish.

Jeremy’s 21st

56 k beware

Continue reading Jeremy’s 21st…

Stuff…

Here’s a conversation between Simon and Dan. He is one of the very few people who can actually get the last word in a conversation with simon. Good Job Man!!!

I don’t know who you think you are, but i’m taking off my pants says:
And I expect to be repaid, or else i’ll set you on fire next time I see you.

`silvermace says:
oh, we’re done with the urination?

`silvermace says:
i thought the punishment was urination

`silvermace says:
im not so eagar about this whole thing now that its death by 3rd degree burns…

I don’t know who you think you are, but i’m taking off my pants says:
I’m serious. You on fire. And i’ll remember to douse the crotch especially

`silvermace says:
my cock is fireproof

I don’t know who you think you are, but i’m taking off my pants says:
we’ll see.

`silvermace says:
no it really is

`silvermace says:
I tend to gyrate pretty fast during sex

`silvermace says:
so to stop my partners vagina from catching fire

`silvermace says:
my cock has evolved to become extremely lubricated and fire retardant

I don’t know who you think you are, but i’m taking off my pants says:
You have sex with helicopters.

`silvermace says:
and women.

`silvermace says:
at the same time.

The internet is for porn!

I have no idea if this is true or not. Asil found this somewhere on the internet. But if it is true that guy is a fucking Legend!

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Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares….. and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a m irror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s those voices again.”

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here.”

Yours
sincerely,

Charles Brown
Store Manager

Gruul

Here’s my Gruul Deck. Any ideas on what I should remove to add these 4 Kird Apes.

Creatures 

4 x Silhana Ledgwalker
4 x Karplusan Wolverine
4 x Scab-Clan Mauler
4 x Streetbreaker Wurm
4 x Gristleback
3 x Tin Street Hooligan
3 x Stonebrow, Krosan Hero

Non Creatures

4 x Seal of Fire
4 x Giant Growth
4 x Moldervine Cloak

Land

9 x Forest
9 x Mountain
4 x Rage Pits

OMFG!!!

No I did not photoshop this. Rodney Hide is really on TV in a dance compitition of all things!!!

http://www.rodneyhide.com/index.php/weblog/comments/its_showtime/

Shades!!!

Lou Vincent

Thats just not Cricket!!!

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