On Convincing My Parents of My Mainstream Sexual Orientation

Itamar Amith

Department of Computer Science,

University of Auckland

Email: iami001@aucklanduni.ac.nz

Phone (or txt): 021 1105912

Keywords: goatse, abelian grape, mafia wars, chicken, pie, abecedarian

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Maths degree in WoW terms

Quest - Getting a degree
Reward - Being able to tutor
Epic Mount - TI89

Israeli Weather Forecast

For mysterious reasons unknown to men,  I am finding Jewland to be surprisingly fitting for my lifestyle.  Instead of exploring this  phenomenon and trying to really find out what makes me happy, I have decided to use my time and provide a proof for my  obviously superior style of (over)dressing.

I am happy to announce it is now supported by the Israeli Channel 10 News.

The main points of interest would be the heavy overcoat + scarf for 17 degrees Celsius, and Ski gear for 12.

The School Girl Uniform

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Indian tech support strikes again!

So I’ve installed the ‘F-Secure’ Antivirus software. It sucked in terms of speed and detection. Being fed up with the amount of fail, the following Email conversation between me and their tech support took place.

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Online Translators Suck

“Preparing for English-speaking visitors, a restaurant in China recently ran its name through an online translator, took the result, then purchased and mounted a large sign displaying the English version of their name: Translate Server Error.”

Linky

A POST!!! A POST!!!

WARNNING: This post has a man who has almost lost his pants.

Apparently I am ment to make a post about out trip to Burger King today. So here it is. The Burger King on Puhinui Road has been redone. New seats, tables and a new drink dispenser. Also new big paintings of Marilyn Monroe and some other guy. Also there is the new colour scheme. Take it away Jeremy…

[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> OMG
[22:12] <Lord_Riff_Raff> BROWN

Ahh ya it is brown… thats about all I can say. Just remeber however lame it might sounds this IS valuable content for plt1 =P

Now to something I actually wanna talk about - CRICKET!!!!

Lou Vincent quit New Zealand Cricket today. He is now going to play in the Indian Cricket League. I remember watching quite a few games he played. This was one of them.

Solong Lou and thanks for all the fish.

Don’t ask.. it was past bed time

[23:10] <@Atomix> A is for Ampallang
[23:10] <@Atomix> Rod inserted horizontally through the glans of the penis as a form of genital piercing.
[23:10] <@Atomix> B is for Bihari surgery
[23:10] <@Atomix> Cutting ligament above penis to make it appear longer
[23:11] <@Lord_Riff_Raff> Atomix: Josh ask’s “what’s a green mercedes”
[23:11] <@Atomix> a car
[23:11] <@Lord_Riff_Raff> turns out it’s drugs
[23:11] <@Atomix> C is for Coitus A Unda
[23:11] <@Atomix> Sex in water.
[23:11] <@Atomix> i don’t do drugs
[23:12] <@Atomix> D is for Dumper
[23:12] <@Atomix> Slang for the anus.
[23:12] <@Atomix> E is for Engorgement
[23:12] <@Atomix> The process of filling with blood, such as a penis during an erection or a clitoris during arousal.
[23:12] <@Atomix> F is for Formicophilia
[23:12] <@Atomix> Zoophilia; sex play with ants (see also Entomophilia)
[23:13] <@Atomix> G is for Gorilla salad
[23:13] <@Atomix> Pubic hair.
[23:13] <@Atomix> H is for Hershey Highway
[23:13] <@Atomix> Slang for anus.
[23:14] <@Atomix> I is for Inflatable dolls
[23:14] <@Atomix> Plastic dolls that are designed for genital penetration
[23:14] <@Atomix> J is for John
[23:14] <@Atomix> A man who is the customer of a prostitute.
[23:15] <@Atomix> K is for Kama Sutra
[23:15] <@Atomix> A classic sex manual written by Vatsyana in the fourth to fifth century AD.
[23:16] <@Atomix> L is for Love Wand
[23:16] <@Atomix> Slang for vibrator.
[23:16] <@Atomix> M is for Make-Out Slut
[23:16] <@Atomix> A woman who tends to kiss many men but rarely (or never) has sexual intercourse.
[23:16] <@Atomix> N is for Nudomania
[23:16] <@Atomix> Arousal from nudity
[23:17] <@Atomix> O is for Oligospermia / Oligozoospermia
[23:17] <@Atomix> A sperm count below 20 million; a low sperm count; a sperm count low enough to cause a fertility problem.
[23:17] <@Atomix> P is for Pelvis
[23:17] <@Atomix> The lower part of the abdomen between the hipbones.
[23:18] <@Atomix> Q is for Quadoshka
[23:18] <@Atomix> An American Indian phrase similar to Tantric sex.
[23:18] <@Atomix> R is for Ringing
[23:18] <@Atomix> Insertion of permanent jewelry into a body piercing
[23:18] <@Atomix> S is for Significant Other
[23:18] <@Atomix> An individual’s romantic partner.
[23:19] <@Atomix> T is for Thlipsosis
[23:19] <@Atomix> Arousal from pinching others
[23:20] <@Atomix> U is for Undescended Testicles (Cryptorchidism)
[23:20] <@Atomix> The failure of the testicles to descend from the abdominal cavity into the scrotum by one year of age
[23:20] <@Atomix> V is for Visualization
[23:20] <@Atomix> An image formed by the mind, sometimes used in sex rituals and often in sexual fantasy
[23:21] <@Atomix> W is for Wanker
[23:21] <@Atomix> Someone who masturbates frequently.
[23:21] <@Atomix> X is for Xenodynamic
[23:21] <@Atomix> Person who is only potent with strangers
[23:21] <@Atomix> Y is for Yoni
[23:21] <@Atomix> Sanskrit term used in Tantra. The vagina. A woman’s sacred temple; ring like symbol of Shakti or female power
[23:22] <@Atomix> Z is for Zwischenstufe
[23:22] <@Atomix> Arousal from person/s of the same sex.

You know you can’t resist me!

Happy Halloween

Yes, I know we have all seen this image before

Yes, the first one is primarily for Zorab

Muffin Inefficiency

Are muffins inefficient to eat? If so, how inefficient are they? If not, how efficient are they? Aren’t those quantities really the same thing? Can we describe it with a differential equation? Should I stop asking questions?

We seem to have a distinct split amongst the PLT1 populace over this issue. There are those who believe muffins are difficult to eat and those who believe they are easy to eat.

Difficult:

• Entry requires consuming the edge first.
• Then the cup must be peeled.
• And then the remainder must be eaten cleanly.

Easy:

• It really only involves biting skills above those of a 2-year old’s.
• Bite the muffin, avoid the cup.

There we have it. But I’m sure discussion on this issue will not end with this half-baked post.