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Yet another reason to love peoples creativity with photoshop.. I should spend more work time coming up with photoshop ideas like these:

Visit my site that does nothing yet but repeat these posts

Selling: One Used All Black Team

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Rugby-league/Other/auction-121508570.htm How much will you bid?

EDIT: Poos, Trademe deleted the auction

To make up for it:

Atomix

Find Love at Uni

SFW. SFU.

STFU.

I have a lecturer called “[First Name Withheld] Love”. I had to send [Gendered Pronoun Withheld] an email and didn’t know the address. Luckily there’s a searchable address book:

Also History 306 (Title: “Making Sex”) is a great paper:

Enrolling in History 306 was interesting. There was an unknown component to the paper. Possible a practical for “Making Sex”:

And lastly, from the same paper:

I present to you another WTF moment

I put forworth a motion that instead of the next lan, we do this 

sonic screwdriver

ALWAYS WHINE WHEN YOU WANT CAPEX!

Plug it in?

Even tho I found this funny, I judge that in no way have I done something stupid like this

too much Tim Burton

OMFG! I LIEK SOOO LOVE TIM BURTON!

LOOK AT MY FLASH STUFF CUZ IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

Theory Exam

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions ans is intended to indicate whether or not you are what professionals call ’stupid’. The questions are not difficult, so think about them before you read the answer.

Question 1: How do you put an obese person into a refrigerator?

Question 2: How do you put a elephant into a refrigerator?

Question 3: The mayor is holding a gathering at the wild life preserve and, in exchange for a day off work, demands that all animals attend. One animal can not make it, which one?

Question the forth: On the opposite bank of a river inhabited by crocodiles is a tasty cake. How do you get to it?

1. The correct answer is to open the refrigerator and insert the obese person inside before closing the door. This question tests whether or not you do things in an over complicated and/or retarded manner.

2. Wrong answer; open the refrigerator and put the elephant inside before closing the door. The correct answer is to open the refrigerator, remove the obese person and replace them with the elephant before closing the door. This is to test your eye sight and/or your abbility to observe the world as it is outside your head.

3. The correct answer is the elephant. He is in the refrigerator remember? This question is to test your grip on reality and think about the repercussions of your actions. I hope you gave him food and air holes.

Its ok, even if you failed the first three questions there is still a chance that you are not completely retarded.

4. The correct answer is to swim. All the crocodiles are currently being entertained by the mayor. This test your ability to quit before making a compleat ass of yourself.

I hope this cleared any delusions you have about your intelligence and mental state. Have a good day and get off my lawn.

Stuff and Things.

I put my cat on 7chan’s /cat/ board, trawling for macros: heres what i got.

And heres a bunch of picture of us drunk under a street light.

Thats Josh, Me, Simon and peachy. Theres a certain noir quality to it i rather like.