Life Outside PLT1

GREATEST HITS - “fag”

Create your own!:
1. Open IRC log
2. ctrl+f

How easy was that you fucking moron?

[21:41] < +CRACK_HITLER> YEAH SURE BRO EXPLAIN THE PREMISE OF A JOKE INSTEAD OF JUST MAKING ONE YOU FAGGOT
[15:44] < +CRACK_HITLER> I can’t believe you actually googled “old jewish faggot”
[17:47] < CRACK_HITLER> FAGS
[17:12] < CRACK_HITLER> I mean, i’m not a flaming homoqueerfag but i’m just saying, it’s not fair
[21:54] < +CRACK_HITLER> FAG
[23:24] < DarkSentinel> Fag. Pineapple juice is awesome.
[20:23] < Prawny> “I think it would be fun to stand on stage and say “its cool to be a fag!” my old high school Japanese teacher (who’s gay)
[18:16] < @CRACK_HITLER> no way brah, I could kiss way better fags than you
[18:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> fags love rent
[18:05] < @CRACK_HITLER> because the inverse law of “all fags love musicals” doesn’t always hold
[22:28] < InsanityPrawnBoy> FAGS COFFEE
[19:50] < @CRACK_HITLER> he already got harrassed by by a bunch of fags and nutjobs cockblocking him with fake allegations of him being gay
[02:42] < @CRACK_HITLER> fags
[20:08] < @CRACK_HITLER> one of his fagarific gay parties
[19:50] < CRACK_HITLER> FAGS
[23:16] < iPrawn> But think off all the fag happiness you could generate.
[23:17] < @CRACK_HITLER> I generate enough fag happiness by flexing on the bus
[20:44] < @CRACK_HITLER> man, I don’t really understand why fags insist on gay porn
[10:03] < CRACK_HITLER_> and if you judge an item by the quality of it’s god damn outer case then for lack of a better word you are a stupid faggot
[21:57] < @CRACK_HITLER> dude he’s a raging double fagmo
[23:10] < Zorab> I can’t stand old titanic fag
[23:12] < Zorab> hackra: a lot of very good source says so might might have to break my titanic fag hate to watch it
[14:12] < Itamaram> debates are arguments for faggots
[14:12] < InsanityPrawnBoy> Intellectuals = faggots?
[22:08] < CRACK_HITLER> DO IT FAGGOT
[13:07] < DarkSentinel> Fag
[13:19] < CRACK_HITLER> I smash fags down into ashtrays
[18:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> do it fagort

GREATEST HITS - “well fuck”

Create your own!:
1. Open IRC log
2. ctrl+f

How easy was that you fucking moron?

[16:37] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I put an intermission in the middle of my posting
[16:54] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, my internet is still capped until midnight Thursday
[19:58] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it, tonight is maintenance night anyway
[21:52] < Lord_Riff_Raff> so we, go, well fuck them, we don’t actually care about that either
[17:21] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m outta here
[22:21] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I have some drinking to continue
[10:33] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m off to drive in, go to one class and then drive home
[14:39] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I just put one of these in my computer http://www.zalman.com/ENG/product/Product_Read.asp?idx=165
[21:34] < +CRACK_HITLER> WELL FUCK YOU’VE JUST RUINED POKEMON FOR ME
[21:29] < +CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it, I speak profanity better than I speak english anyway
[20:34] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I don’t own any computers that have intel extreme graphics
[21:28] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I don’t feel like finishing that one liner
[19:51] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, i’m correcting people’s spelling/grammar/quotes on facebook now
[20:14] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck I just played all the levels of that
[22:17] < CRACK_HITLER_> yeah well fuck your own ass
[22:43] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, haters gonna hate
[23:08] < hackra> well fuck
[01:18] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I could go through my IRC logs and make a “sourabh talking about food” compilation right there
[22:30] < hackra> well fuck, that was easier than expected
[20:12] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I didn’t know they made another Clive Barker game
[20:34] < @CRACK_HITLER> Well fuck I can handwrite in context menus but this thing has trouble recognising my handwriting
[21:58] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck here it comes
[16:03] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[11:15] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I just woke up
[15:50] < CRACK_HITLER> WELL FUCK I BETTER PATCH IT THEN
[22:41] < CRACK_HITLER_> well fuck, what’s ghost kill command again?
[12:58] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, my internet is capped
[20:14] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, does anyone have paypal?
[22:28] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, who else was watching that last game?
[21:14] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[21:16] < CRACK_HITLER> well fuck
[21:49] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, kpop is on
[20:17] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck, I feel sick
[20:38] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck i’m hungry
[22:08] < @CRACK_HITLER> well fuck it i’m watching a livestream restream

H-Game Reviews Premiere?

Okay, I have permission to write reviews about H-Games!

So let me just bring a few points forward before I start writing them, because I don’t want any false expectations. There’s going to be no mention or pictures posted pertaining to “naughty” bits. I’m not going to go into them, how good/bad they are and what type/kind they are. Those are not the basis of the reviews. At most I’ll mention at the start of a review how much there is and the level of importance to the story. If a game has either a non-adult content option or patch, I will say so.

From that, you can basically glean how “good” the game actually is. General rule of thumb: More H = crappier story. Usually. Only usually.

Other than that, they’re ordinary game reviews. Plot, mechanics, characters, art… all that kind of stuff will be talked about in general.

Lastly:

NO requests for game content (ISO’s, rars, zips, patches) R-rated or otherwise.
NO requests for music: You go find that yourself.
NO walkthrough/path requests: GameFAQ’s is your best friend. (If the game is Japanese; Google FFS)
DO request games you want reviewed: VN (visual novels) of all types, not just H-Games. Third party, fan made ones are also welcome! (Chances are if it’s distributed officially in English, I’ve most likely played it already.)
DO comment if it is in your curiosity to do so.
DO discuss or ask questions if you need a game recommendation.

Addendum: visual novel, SFW/NSFW tags

Abseiling

I was going to come say hi at the lan on Sat, but I ended up going abseiling instead.

So I’ve put together a mini photo story of our trip to Bridal Veil Fails

Pfft, like this would stop us

Continue reading Abseiling…

A Quick Look at Today in History: March 07

321 - Sol Invictus: The Romans comply with the Christians. “Constantine decreed (March 7, 321) dies Solis — day of the sun, “Sunday” — as the Roman day of rest” Also, for some more trivia on Sol Incitus: “The Romans held a festival on December 25 called Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, “the birthday of the unconquered sun.”

1876 - The US grants a patent for Alexander Graham Bell, for this thing called the telephone. “Bell’s U.S. patent #174,465 “Improvement in Telegraphy” is granted, covering “the method of, and apparatus for, transmitting vocal or other sounds telegraphically … by causing electrical undulations, similar in form to the vibrations of the air accompanying the said vocal or other sound.”

1945 - The Americans win a battle in the War. “World War II: American troops seize the Ludendorff Bridge over the Rhine River at Remagen, establish a bridgehead on Germany soil and in desperate fighting begin to establish a lodgement, which events shakes up the whole Western Front and greatly hastens the end of WW-II.”

1980 - Laura Prepon is born, you know, the red head from that 70’s show. “”People think I’m a tomboy, but it’s as much because I watch U.F.C. and play poker and hang out with guys and stuff as because of Donna. It’s why I’m doing softer roles. You have to break the mold a little bit.” - Prepon, on people confusing her for her character, Donna, from That ’70s Show”

Stop press!

I was at my local New World (Papatoetoe) this evening and I saw these curries on special and I thought “WIN”. I was so excited that I brought two and wanted to share it with you all.

Jeremys 21st II

For more photos click here

Moving House

*sigh* It’s been a busy week.

Well, work wise it hasn’t been too busy. Been slow, but I can’t really do much about that. My job only requires as much as I’m given, which hasn’t been a great amount recently. Just been one of those months

But yes, we moved house Living away from home finally. It’s taken a few months since I finished uni and started working full time, so it was finally time to move out of home. Rob and I have been living together for somewhere between 2.5 and 3 years now, so it wasn’t really a big deal us moving to our own place, it’s just nice that we are closer to town and work etc.

I like the place we have moved into. Not too big, not too small, just the right size for 4 adults (us + 2 flat mates). And the best part is there is the probability of a lan

So I don’t really have much to ramble about, so here is a picture: (click to see bigger)

USA Trip Photos

Alright.

It’s finally done, resized from 10Mpix and filtered through a python script to generate the html, here are the long awaited photos from my recent trip to the USA (minus a few, 266
seemed a bit many).

Thank-you to whoever fixed up the layout problems.

View from Auckland Airport Terminal

GOODYEAR BLIMP! (it was anchored next to the freeway)

Shots of the place we were staying in Newport Beach

View from our friends’ place in Virginia (~20kms outside of Charlottesville) and a zoom shot of the white building visible in the distance (Apparently it’s a winery).

View from the Richmond Visitor Center car park

Bust of Thomas Jefferson

Monticello (Thomas Jefferson’s House) and views of and from Monticello

Thomas Jefferson’s Grave

Civil War Museum (Confederate Flag and Sea Mine)

Squirrels! (Outside the State Capitol Building in Richmond).

Random shot of Downtown Richmond.

US Marshals entrance to the Richmond Supreme Court

Old Canals near the Richmond waterfront.

Staged Indian settlement at Jamestown.

Rebuilt old Jamestown Fort.

Traditionally constructed (unfinished) Native American Canoe

Jamestown harbor.

Colonial Williamsburg (outdoor living history museum).

Civil War Cemetery.

Sculpture outside National Civil War Museum (Closed for the Winter, but we turned up anyway, that’s how awesome it wasn’t).

View From Hoboken Light rail station across to NY (Morning, taken around 9am local time).

Times Square (The Recruiting Office right in the middle of it and some of the weirder Bilboards around it).

Offices of the Wall Street Journal.

Random Fountain.

Central Park (view onto the south end).

Japanese Katana in Museum.

Field Armour of Henry VIII.

“Hoboken” (view from light rail train)

New York Stock Exchange entrance and adjacent building.

Some Statue.

Deus Ex Section (Battery Park, Castle Clinton, Night View of NY).

Capitol Building.

View from capitol building towards Lincoln Memorial.

White House.

Lincoln Memorial.

No Idea.

View towards Lincoln Memorial from stairs in previous picture.

Korean War Memorial.

Smithsonian Natural History Museum.

Lincoln Memorial in the evening.

View from top of Lincoln Memorial.

Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.

Various Photos in and around Death Valley.

Hoover Dam.

There, done, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW MULDER?

PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY

Thanks to Peachy I have acquired a small stock pile of WMDs Twinkes and as promised I have out one in the microwave. All I can really say after doing this is DON’T DO IT! Almost an hour later and the fumes are still causing me to choke. After placing said Twinkie in the microwave for 1 minute the Twinkie has become hard as a brick. The filling seems to have either burnt and become black as the ace of spades or has liquefied into some kind of epoxy substance which once cool binds very strongly to the plate. And as I mentioned earlier the Twinkie has produced fumes which when inhaled cause immediate involuntary coughing.

I provide exhibit A as a visual testimony to my written account.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

P.S. Don’t nuke Tiwinkes. Just in case you were wondering about what I was warning against. If you want to eat them fresh out of the packet, by all means do so with my blessing! They taste quite good (although I needed a bit of prodding from Rubberpiggy to take the first bite).