Life Outside PLT1

RadioactivePhoenix wanted a U/G Deck

That’s cheap using only these money cards:

2 Voildslime
2 sss (which I’m guessing is Simic Sky Swallower)
4 Remand
2 Psionic Blast

I came up with:

//Land
9 Island
11 Forest
4 Simic Growth Chamber

//Creatures
3 Looter il-Kor
3 Silhana Ledgewalker
2 Simic Sky Swallower
4 Dryad Sophisticate

//Draw
3 Compulsive Research

//Beats
4 Unstable Mutation
3 Moldervine Cloak

//Control
3 Cancel
2 Psionic Blast
2 Voidslime
4 Remand

//Mana Acceleration
3 Simic Signet

Haven’t worked out a sideboard as yet and the deck needs a little work but I just tested it vs a mono red gobo deck and it went W:L:W with both wins coming from 2 cloaks + unstable mutation on a looter or 2 mutations + 1 cloak on a looter dealing lots and lots of damage. So far it can race gobos in type 2 that or the player just wasn’t very good. Possible removal is needed and something has to be added to deal with weanie creatures

moar pimpage

cute little flash game done by a swede i know. so we be pimping once more.

Did I hear someone say “MOAR PICTAR SPAM?”

I can’t keep away from imageshack now that they have ads for “MEET HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA”.

Anyway, fuck it. Here’s another shitty picture.

Friendly Reminder

With all the talk of girls and porn. I thought we could all do a friendly reminder of a very important point.

edited for page stretching. Don’t do it again.

MORE MUSIC!

These are The Gideons, specifically the song Billie Bottleneck. YOU WILL LIKE THEM!

Balinor provides pr0n, you all fail.

Argument

Due to a recent argument generated by poor old zorab’s thread concerning what is aggro and what is best used in an ‘aggro’ deck I propose a challenge to the willing a mini T2 tourney on apprentice, theme: Aggro. We’ve got budding deck creators out there that say this is this etc, instead of cluttering up messages with banter lets have a go at who can create the better “Aggro” deck. Format will be best of 3, and if there are 3 people then each play the other person once counting the overall winner of that round as 1 win. If there is no clear winner at the end, 1 more round will be played. What says you?

3M0

Content

MERRY FUCKING XMAS!

that is all

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Wii make you bleed!

My sister was being hyperactive playing the wii. never mind the wiimote breakages, check this shit out:

~CLARIFICATION~  This is not an impact wound: this is hyperactivity leading to damaged nasal capiliaries