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This is not a post.
April 26, 2007 on 11:26 am | In News, PXT | No Comments | Jonny Chaos Brokeback Josh (and he wasn’t even drunk). |
 My internet access: routed past the third floor of an apartment building on parliament street. |
 Man-icure. lulz. </sarcasm> |
 Wine bottle damage. Oh the evils of drink. |
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The post of the Ostrich (the letter O)
April 23, 2007 on 7:56 pm | In Alphabet | 2 Comments | AtomixThe ostrich is a flightless bird. It can run really really fast, up to 65km/h. They are native to Africa.
The adult male ostrich weighs in the range of 90-130kg. As a chick, the male is a similar colour to the female ostrich, being greyish-brown and white, but at sexual maturity of 1.8 to 2.7m tall, the male ostrich blooms in colour of black, with some white on the wings and the tail.
The ostrich has two toes. One is significantly bigger than the other and resembles a hoof. The legs of an ostrich are long and lean, with few feathers. This is what helps the ostrich to run at such great speeds.
Ostriches are nomatic animals and live in herds of 5-50. In the wild they travel together with animals such as the zebra and antelopes. They will eat almost anything, but chose to graze on seed and other plant matter. Also because they lack teeth, ostriches will swallow small stones and pebbles to grind up the food within their stomach. A typical adult has up to 1kg of pebbles in their tummy at any one time.
Like many animal spieces, the male adults fight for their hens (female ostriches). They will fight for 2-5 hens at a time. The winner will get to mate with all the hens that he has won the right for, but forms only a pair bond with the dominant female. The eggs of an ostrich weigh 1.3 kg and will be layed along with 15-60 other eggs. Once the eggs hatch it is the males tendency to attend to the chicks.
Ostriches are farmed mainly for leather, with meat being a secondary goodness.
The point of this?
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gids vids and other bollocks.
April 20, 2007 on 12:13 pm | In YouTube | 1 Comment | Jonny ChaosI feel a ramble coming on. Now that you are all at my goddam mercy, heres some random BS.
When I left newmarket it followed me to long bay. It didnt follow my down south, but when I returned to the suburban smear, it was given back to me. Freaky. Now I’m scared to even look at it.I’ve also had two teeth out, and this means that my canines will shift back and out, becoming prominent: so ill end up looking like a b-grade vampire; or even realise the long standing joke of being the wolfboy. Joy.
On the note of joy, Ren and Stimpy is back on C4. Fuck Yes.
Oooo look, a bee.
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Drunk, Beligerent and Pretty as Fuck.
April 15, 2007 on 8:31 pm | In PXT | No Comments | Jonny Chaos
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From semi-real life to quasi-real life. These are the days of our… stfu [UPDATED: scroll to bottom of post]
April 9, 2007 on 2:30 pm | In Pictures | 1 Comment | SicopathHOKAY, so here’s a series of small things i’d like to exhibit. Actually it’s less like a series and more like “two”.
As you may know from some reasonably excuseable assumptions made from certain observations, or something much more obvious such as things clearly stating that I like to draw, I like to draw.
What’s so special about what i’m about to showcase? Nothing much. But it is notable that this is my first attempt at an ink to digital conversion; which by it’s very name implies I took a drawing I made my hand with a ballpoint pen and retraced the shapes and details with computer tools and made some adjustments.
First off; here’s the original, done in black ballpoint pen on spare notebook paper. (Actual size, about 8cm across).
And here’s the image after a simple retrace and edit. (Actual image file is about 30% larger. This one is resized for the sake of not stretching the page).
And now that that’s done, i’d like to invite you all to buy hair growth medicines from me. I can get you a great deal from branches in Switzerland and Niger apparently.
UPDATE:
Something else i’m working on:
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Bouncy Songs
April 9, 2007 on 12:26 am | In YouTube | No Comments | AtomixThings to make you bounce like jiggly
The Internet is for Porn
The DOTA song
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Don’t let me play ap games.
April 8, 2007 on 5:21 pm | In Dota | No Comments | SicopathBecause I might choose Spectre.
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Party; motherfuckers.
April 8, 2007 on 1:33 pm | In News | 5 Comments | Jonny ChaosOur esteemed Jacob is celebrating 21 years since the world witnessed his birth and heaved a collective sigh of confusion.
13th April, his place (thats the dead center of nowhere). Bring booze and wenches.
On a related note, I have a button. It is shiny and red. Should you fail to be there I will press said button and you will be fucked to death by angry robot zombie weasels!
Chears!
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Road to Regionals Northland BR
April 8, 2007 on 11:01 am | In Magic | 8 Comments | BalinorWell Road to Regionals happened on the 7th of April and I went along to participate in sanctioned event that went a lot better than I thought. It was a small turn out but when the event which was primary for Yugi Oh, the MTG turnout was larger ^_^
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