Life Outside PLT1

Smelly Green Imortals

Pelvic Thrust!

Fiction!

Welcome to my first tentative installment. It begins…

Fiction: Brush with fate. By Joshua Laus

Pete casually tossed his headset on the Desk. Running his left hand through his coarse and greasy hair, he glanced at the clock on the wall next to him.
Christ! It’s past 3am. He thought to himself. The meeting and subsequent Run had lasted a long time. His stomach was growling and so he stumbled to the kitchen, his legs unwilling to quickly shake off their 8 hour atrophy. Nothing in the fridge looked that appealing, not that there was much in there, so he settled on just a glass of water before he would go to sleep. Work would suck on such little sleep, but he had gotten by on far less before. He briefly wondered how his Guild-mates were going to cope at their jobs, but for all he knew most of them could have just been playing on their day off. He knew at least that Larry would be worse for wear like himself, hopefully they could talk a bit about the Run on their lunch break. Finishing his water, Pete walked from the kitchen to his bedroom, yawning all the way.
”Goodnight Mr. Novsan.” There was a small man, dressed in a smart black business suit, standing in his room, right in front of him.

“Brwha?” Spurted Pete mid yawn. He usually prided himself on being moderately articulate, but finding a stranger in your bedroom in the dead of night can rob the most composed person of his words.

He didn’t get it. Why the fuck was someone in his room? He didn’t have anything worth stealing and certainly wasn’t important to warrant kidnapping. What the hell was going on? Novsan wasn’t even his last name! His last name was Roe; Novsan was the name of his Line in Fiction… Oh Shit.

“Look man…” Pete began, but the man held up his hand commanding silence.

“I can see you have deduced the reason for my visit. Relax, you are not going to be punished, in fact you will be coming with me for a little interview.” Spoke the stranger. Pete’s face hardened and he took a menacing step towards the stranger. “I’m not go…” Pete stopped speaking as he felt a pinprick on his neck, and reached up to find a dart embedded in his flesh. “What the fuc…” Pete began, falling to the floor in a daze.

“Fortunately your cooperation is not necessary.” The sound of the stranger’s voice stretching into oblivion as Pete fell unconscious.

BZZT. BZZT.

Pete’s eyes snapped open and he sat bolt upright in his bed, gasping for breath. The nightmare fled and he was left pondering its structure. It had been a strange one. Abducted and taken to a strange place, he had been subjected to strange and unsettling scenes. Vivid was the only way he could describe it. Vivid and bizarre.
Christ it’s almost 9! He would have to hustle it if he was to get to work on time. Not even bothering to change the clothes he had slept in, Pete hurried out his front door, grabbing a banana on the way, hoping desperately that he could make it on time.

Subject has returned to normal lifecycle.

Good. What were the results of his analysis?

Subject: Pete Roe. Occupation: Network engineer.

Fiction Line: Novsan. Generations: 7; 3 customs.

Play assessment: Obsessive, skilled, hostile.

Life assessment: Loner, Good intelligence, Unmotivated, Harm2.

A normal “geek” type. What was the assessment of their infiltration?

Chance. Only two others of the subject’s guild showed above average skill and resource. The subject himself was also unremarkable.

Can’t always be winners. Please alert if any readjustment anomalies occur, System off.

END

sonic screwdriver

ALWAYS WHINE WHEN YOU WANT CAPEX!

Not Yours

It’s another quiet day…

… at work, which is why I’m throwing around a soft yellow footy stress ball which was given to us by these nice people.

 I’m thinking of making my website into a wordpress one. Why? Solely because my site looks ok as is as a portfolio, but it sucks terriblely when it comes to trying to put posts on there. And I’m pretty lazy and can’t be f’d writing a new one. The hardest thing with wordpress is trying to find out what template to use. If I could be bothered I could just design my own. But once again, it’s hard to be motivated when someone else has done the work for you.

Wouldn’t error pages just look so much better like this? But people are just too lazy to create them. It’s a little sad that people just don’t spend enough time focusing on the small details. They all want their site to be big and flashy. And make lots of money for them. But most people should suck it up when they no one replies to their posts and read these tips first.

Speaking of advertising, all you uni bums need to get back out there with your chalk

I’m turning this into my own personal blog site

So, graduation is only a week away for me now. And you’d think, graduation, nice way to kill two hours in total boredom. But I’m only going to do it once at this stage (until I decide to go back and do more studies, which may or may not happen). Heres the thing they don’t tell you, it’s really F’n exepensive, yes that is a capital F. Regalia hire: $75, +$85 bond tho you luckily get that 85 back. Photos: $65, Cute Teddy Bear $55; Family Stuff: More money! But like i say, only going to do it once, might as well get the teddy bear. Plus there is the whole free champange breakfast, free second champange breakfast, free champange lunch…

How to get a free IPhone

 My car went for a service about 6 weeks ago. All went well and the car is in good working order, but the carborator is due to go soon, and it’s not worth financially getting it fixed Looks like I’m going to be getting me a new car. However, because of my superly super secretly hidden away inheritance fund, i’m going to treat myself to this.

 I should go have lunch. It’s not like I’ve had much to do at work today.

 Edit:

Some people will do anything for fame, tho you should view this clip first

Plug it in?

Even tho I found this funny, I judge that in no way have I done something stupid like this