Life Outside PLT1

My Hovercraft is full of eels.

Afrikaans	My skeertuig is vol palings
Albanian	Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala
Arabic	h.awwa-mti- mumtilah bia-nqalaysu-n
Armenian	Im odatirry li e odzadz.kerov
Aromanian	Pãmporea-a mea-i ãmplinã di uhelji
Avallaen	ägloinniyüvoih po-vlen üevs erüs
Basque	Nire aerolabangailua aingiraz beteta dago
Belarusian	Moj pavetrany coven pouny vugram
Bulgarian	Korabãt mi na v’zdyšna vãzglavnica e pãlen sãs zmiorki
Catalan	El meu aerolliscador està ple d’anguiles
Cebuano	Puno ug kasili ang akong hoberkrap/hovercraft
Chamorro	Bula hasuli gi halom hovercraft-hu
Chinese (Cantonese)	ngóh jek heijínsyùhn jòngmúhn saaisíhn
Chinese (Mandarin)	Wo de qìdiànchuán zhua-ngman le shànyú
Croatian	Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja
Czech	Moje vznášedlo je plné úhoru
Danish	Mit luftpudefartøj er fyldt med ål
Dutch	Mijn hovercraft zit vol palingen
Esperanto	Mia kusenveturilo estas plena je angiloj
Estonian	Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis
Finnish	Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita
French	Mon aéroglisseur est plein d’anguilles
Gaelic Irish	Tá m’árthach foluaineach lán d’eascainn
Gaelic Manx	Ta my haagh crowal lane dy astan
Gaelic Scottish	Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
German	Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
German Swiss	Miss Luftchüssiboot isch voll Aal
Greek	To hoverkráft mou íne gemáto hélia
Hebrew	Harahefet sh’eli mele’ah betzlofahim
Hindi	merī ṃḍarāne vālī nāv sarpamīnoṁ se bharī hai
Hungarian	A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal
Icelandic	Svifnökkvinn minn er fullur af álum
Indonesian	Hovercraft saya penuh dengan belut
Interlingua	Mi hydroaeroplano es plen de anguillas
Italian	Il mio hovercraft/aeroscivolante è pieno di anguille
Japanese	Watashi no hoba-kurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.
Klingon	DujwIj naQ ghargh
Korean	Nae hoebuhkeurapeuteuneun changuhro kadeuk cha itseyo
Latin	Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat
Latvian	Mans gliseris ir pilns ar zušiem
Lithuanian	Mano amfibija su oro pagalve pilna unguriu;
Lojban	le mi varkiclaflo’i cu culno lo angila
Luxembourgish	Mäin Loftkësseboot ass voller Éilen
Macedonian	Moeto letacko vozilo e polno so jaguli
Malay	Hoverkraf saya penuh dengan belut
Malayalam	ente prrakkum-paetakam niraye vlankukalanu
Maltese	Il-hovercraft tiegi hu mimli sallur
Marathi	Majhī hoḍi māsaḷyaṅni bharlī āhe
Norwegian	Luftputefartøyet mitt er fullt av ål
Occitan	Mon aerolisador es plen d’anguilas
Persian	havā-nāv-eh man por-eh mār-māhi ast
Polish	Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy
Portuguese	Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
Quenya	Nîn hvurmkirwa e quanta lyg-lim
Romanian	Vehicolul meu pe perna de aer e plin cu t,ipari
Russian	Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey
Serbian	Moja lebdilica je puna jegulja
Shona	Hovercraft yangu yakazara nemikunga
Slovak	Moje vznášadlo je plné úhorov
Slovenian	Moje vozilo na zracni blazini je polno jegulj
Spanish	Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas
Swedish	Min svävare är full med ål
Tagalog	Puno ng palos ang aking hoberkrap
Thai	ho- woe khra-p kong phom tem pai duay pla lhai
Toki Pona	tomo tawa lon sewi supa telo mi li jo e kala linja lon insa ale
Tok Pisin	Bilong me hangamapim bot stap pulap maleo
Turkish	Hoverkraftimin ici ylan balg dolu
Ukrainian	Moye sudno na povitryaniy podushtsi povno vuhramy
Vietnamese	Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn
Volapük	Lutakujababot oba binon fulik senkafitas
Welsh	Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod

sauce, and links to explanantions

THE REASON FOR ALL THIS MADNESS!

Cake

First there was cake. Then there was not.

More images, coming when Jeremy gets around to uploading them.

I lurked around on YouTube today

This is by far the oddest thing I have seen on youtube

Religious Irony? Perhaps? Click for a larger picture

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Heres some clips: Don’t judge them till you’ve watched them!

This music makes EVERYTHING great:

Awww….

Red Strawberries

im shutting down my accounts with dating sites: signal to noise is so high i dont get a good laugh anymore.

Fucking freaks, I swear.

These people are weird, insecure and 13 short of a dozen. my best so far is this girl in LA who starts an account, browses my profile then kills it off. 6 times. 6 FUCKING TIMES! twit. She has done it under the following aliases:

• alonelygirl269
• Nygrl420f
• Lababee
• lagrl269
• lonelygrl269la
• alonelygirl269

theres also a bunch of random sluts, so i started my own fake account and sent a couple of messages:

To: sluttymistress
Subject: you stupid bitch
if you’re going to troll a dating site for something to fuck, at least show a real photo, or, heaven forbid, cut the name of the bikini company’s site you nicked the images off. and you could have picked a model without thighs that could crush suns.

I’d offer to fuck you, but I’m afraid that I could catch being a fucking retard through a condom.

hope you die swiftly,

Love, the Scarlet Bastard

To: sun_moon_earth
Subject: another online slut.
clearly you have the face of a dog. if you had an attractive face, you would advertise the goods. and moreso: if you are so good at scoring, why are you trolling dating sites? too ugly to score at a bar? nice tits though.

Love, the Scarlet Bastard

seriously, WTF?

a nicer note though, I added a kiwi band working it over the ditch to my myspace friends, and they were nice enough to send back a message.

Hey bro,

Thanks for flickin us a friends request. We see you have some mighty Dunedin bands in ya friends section! The bombers fuckin rock as well - easilly one of the fav Auck bands along with 5th Threat. We’re battling away over here - played 3 shows in 8 months and fuck me… i can’t tell you how much we’re not into practicing anymore! Our last recording didnt come off the way we wanted it to…hence all the practcing on new songs and getting something together for the end of the year. I assume you might know some of the same people we know back home so pass on our hellos! Thanks for givin a shit bro,

Not Ok

so i sent a message back:

Cheers for the message. It’s fucking great to see good bands give a shit back. And cheers for putting in the work, maybe you’ll bump some of the shit off the charts, I’d much rather see good acts make it than marketing efforts disguised as music.

If i bump into anyone that knows/knows of you ill give them the hellos.

-Jonny

am I in the “scene” yet? yays.

It made me LOL

Image from here

Also: WordPress has a new backend.. still deciding my POV on it

*edit* images aren’t doing what i tell them to do
*edit* now they are, yay for altering code