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This is just until we get something aproximating the dark sun.
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> Why do you need ops Simon?
< +Johnny_Quest> nothing, since this channel is unmoderated.
< +Johnny_Quest> I need ops so I can ban pual
< +Zorab> give him ops for that very reason!
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> er yeah but than I’d have to ban you
< +Johnny_Quest> I don’t care, I don’t like this place anyway.
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> that’s because you aren’t one with the Mr Piney religion
< +gazzo> Wildwind: you can talk if the chan is moderated
< @Jonny_Doom> worship piney or we put you on the fucking wheel!
< +Johnny_Quest> i’m gonna go chill in #sluts then
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< @arbscht> according to my proposed timetable, I have a half hour clash between a cs paper and a physics paper
< @arbscht> I would have to be in two places at once
< @arbscht> get this, the physics paper is “Quantum Physics”
gazzo: :<
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Lord_Riff_Raff: okay you set the topic then
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*** Topic on #plt1 is Quantum Cake: The cake you can have and eat too… AT THE SAME TIME!
[22:18] <Lord_Riff_Raff> she might be shorter than mel. Not sure
[22:18] <Ranzer> lol
[22:19] <jonnydoom> mel.height = 5 foot nothing.
[22:19] <Ranzer> mel is fun-sized though
[22:19] <Zorab> football action
[22:19] <Lord_Riff_Raff> I’m not in the habit of taking rulers with me. And people in the same room tend to be Sam and Hugh. And everyone is usually shorter than them
[22:19] <jonnydoom> im with mel cos i downsized my old gf.
[22:20] <Zorab> LOL
JonnyDoom > [~jd@203-184-26-86.jetbuster.co.nz] joins #plt1
< Zorab> JonnyDoom: goatse is the father!!!!
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[20:02] JonnyDoom: maybe 15 minutes of gleefull vehicular madness.
[20:02] Ranzer: *shrug* my only gripe with hl2 is the ending.
[20:02] m0nK3y_|30y: why am i here
[20:02] JonnyDoom: evolution, now fuck off.
[20:47] * gazzo farts on Zorab i need some crack or something < - neurotransmitters being a bitch Ranzer: pull your pants down… JonnyDoom: improbable as it may sound, i dont actually have any crack in my crack hmm JonnyDoom u carckless asshole!
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[20:48] * Zorab does a goatse to return gazzo's favour
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[20:48] * JonnyDoom explodes.
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[22:31] < lord_riff_raff > FUCK
[22:31] < lord_riff_raff > my cat ATE part of my math 250 assignment
[22:31] < arbscht > holy shit
[22:31] < hackra > lol
[22:31] < ranzer > bwahaha youre shitting me
[22:31] < jonnydoom > Lord_Riff_Raff: hahahahaha
[22:32] < nameeater > Cat: 1 LRR: 0
[22:32] < ranzer > Lord_Riff_Raff: any evidence? get a pic?
[22:32] < jonnydoom > ive updated the kardaschev post.
[22:32] < mountain > PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEE!
[22:32] < mountain > s/E!/N!/
[22:32] < lord_riff_raff > no pics, it’s in the rubbish. And the cat is now outside because I’m pissed off at it
[22:33] < zorab > d00d that is so going up on plt1:p
[22:11] CRACK_HITLER: and the fez miraculously remains on my head
[22:12] JonnyDoom: is it a fez of power?
[22:12] CRACK_HITLER: Yes, it’s a fez of smiting +20
[22:13] JonnyDoom: oooo.
[22:13] CRACK_HITLER: Then I could proably take the remains of the limousine and trade it on bnet for a cracked sash.
[22:14] JonnyDoom: i have a rod of pleasing +0 vs cute chicks.
[22:14] CRACK_HITLER: no bonuses? Or should I say…. BONERSES?
[22:14] JonnyDoom: crap, i meant +30, but this way is funnier.
m0nK3y_|30y: ooh ooh ooooo
Lord_Riff_Raff: hmm might as well, I’ve got protection
< @Ranzer > true, if you pretend youre blind you can hump their leg and when theyre all like ‘wtf’ just say ‘well i cant afford a dog, someones gotta do it’
[23:58] CRACK_HITLER: Holy shit.
[23:58] CRACK_HITLER: I gotta…
[23:58] CRACK_HITLER: fucking..
[23:58] CRACK_HITLER: aww hell.
[23:59] *** CRACK_HITLER has been kicked from #plt1 by CRACK_HITLER: fucking gay nigger lover
[22:16] JonnyDoom: Atomix: http://www.joannag.com/previewimage.asp?ProdID=1025
[22:16] arbscht: Lord_Riff_Raff: thougn it might just work if you a) make it a post on plt1.com, b) added plt1.com to your uoa cs forum sig, c) posted there often
[22:17] Lord_Riff_Raff: arbscht: That’s just creepy
[22:17] arbscht: yeah
[22:17] JonnyDoom: there is a joanna g just around the corner from us.
[22:17] JonnyDoom: what happened to the rod of pleasure?
[22:17] arbscht: so is sitting in the middle of the classroom with the binoculars of +20 perving waiting for her to walk in the door :p
[22:17] *** Lord_Riff_Raff has changed the topic on channel #plt1 to There is a floating soccer ball in Jeremy’s locker.
[22:17] Atomix: mm.. its pretty and shiny
[22:17] arbscht: lecture room*
[22:17] JonnyDoom: oh wait, its IN MY PANTS!
[22:17] * Atomix must touch the pretty and shiny thing
[22:18] Lord_Riff_Raff: in Daniel’s pants?
[22:18] JonnyDoom: Atomix: careful!
[22:18] JonnyDoom: some of them will not survive
[22:18] arbscht: bahha
< @Lord_Riff_Raff > Hey Mathew, how’s the russian bride fund going?
< +The_Kremlin > Is this for Zorab’s 21st?
[23:43] Nameeater: ipv6 dildo’s broke my internet
[17:43] Michael: I’ll go to uni tomorrow to hand in my chem lab report, but then I need to skip my engineering lectures for my firearms license interview
[17:43] Zorab: LOL
[17:44] Michael: yeah, I’m skipping class to talk to the cops
[17:44] Zorab: don’t worry i am sure ur engineering lectures will not have a problem with that kind of a reason
[17:44] Zorab: ok this has to go on plt1:P
[17:45] Michael: also rather amusing, I was talking to a skydiving instructor yesterday and he was complaining that some of his students are extremely stupid
[17:46] Michael: I had to stop myself from replying that you’d have to be to jump from a perfectly good aeroplane
[17:46] arbscht: you’d have to be, to take up skydiving
[17:47] Michael: but I’m planning to do it
[17:47] Michael: and I prefer not to call myself extremely stupid
[17:47] arbscht: you’re an engineer
[17:47] Michael: whether it’s true or not
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[20:54] JonnyDoom: i like the trick that the jakarta group pulled with Xerxes.
[20:54] Corka: Good eve.
[20:54] * Balinor goes cut himself
< @Zorab> hmm its been quite a week got introduces to the whole of nz as a maths student and now LRR thinks i am a “blacksonblondes
< @Zorab> wow no no no
< @Zorab> wrong copy past
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> blacksonblondes?
< @Zorab> that was ment for the other window where we r mocking a porn site
< @arbscht> yeah right
[19:45] < @Zorab> wtf r these lines from Corka?
[19:45] < @Corka> someone from msn!
[19:45] < @arbscht> msn convo with some girl
[19:45] < @Zorab> Corka u sure its nto a 12 years old kid in koria?
[19:45] * arbscht has never been drunk (or crunk) and has never hit on anyone
[19:45] < @Corka> okay, update, her total lack of spelling and grammar is a headache but she used to be a stripper and strippers aren’t known for being extremely literate and well read.
[19:45] < @Corka> oh no no, i know her.
[19:46] < @Zorab> and u know strippers?
[19:46] < @Corka> like i didn’t meet her off the internet. I met her… err, nevermind.
Michael: SharkDog: I’ll reinstall in a few weeks, when classes end
gazzo: … we have months
gazzo: before classes end
Michael: we have just over 2 weeks
SharkDog: Lord_Riff_Raff: yeah its a beta test for SkiFM streaming
gazzo: ?
gazzo: Michael: nah, isn’t that till mid sem break ?
SharkDog: they broadcast arround the central plateux
Michael: gazzo: mid semester break was almost 3 weeks ago
gazzo: … oh fuck, you’re right!
gazzo: :O OH CRAP!
[18:16] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> OMG
[18:16] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> Corinne just sent me jiggly
< @Corka > What can I say? I’m quite forgiving. Sorta like jesus.
< @arbscht > do what Lord_Riff_Raff says
< @CRAP_SHITLER> Saying “I like java because it also works on macs” is like saying “I like anal because it also works on men”
[18:39] <InsanityPrawnBoy> All in favour, say I
[18:39] <InsanityPrawnBoy> I
[18:39] <arbscht> I
[18:40] <JonnyDoom> J
[18:40] <Michael> nay
[18:40] <InsanityPrawnBoy> Motion passed.
[18:40] <JonnyDoom> Michael owned.
<@Lord_Riff_Raff> Bullshitting is my forte
< Corka>You wouldn’t believe the way she tore into me this one time. I mean, worse than the roughest gay porno you ever had to do to pay off your gambling debts.
< @InsanityPrawnBoy> President Zorab. There is no need to correct your l33t spelling.
< @Zorab> no we r not dipping an English fast bowler in strawberry
[21:54] *** Zorab changes topic on #plt1 to TOUCHING IS GOOD
[21:54] < @JonnyDoom> im not touching that topic. i give it two thumbs up.
[21:55] < @JonnyDoom> Zorab: fuck you.
< @JonnyDoom> when i get lung cancer im going to call it lenny, and get a civil union with it.
[23:14] JonnyDoom: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEW DOCTOR WHO SERIES!
[23:14] Nameeater: when?
[23:14] JonnyDoom: “soon” I KEEL THEES FORKERS AT PRIME!
[23:15] Nameeater: :/
[23:15] JonnyDoom: Nameeater: wanna summon the old ones to make them give us the doctor sooner?
[23:16] Lord_Riff_Raff: hey don’t summon the old ones, I don’t want the world to end yet
[23:16] Nameeater: I have no idea what that means, but having Dr Who sooner sounds great
[23:16] hackra: Messing with the old ones is a bad idea
[21:46] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> I have nightmares about those pants
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> in retrospect telling Asil about the porn dvd was not my brightest moment
< @InsanityPrawnBoy> Zorab: How do you get by on such little sleep?
18:31 < @arbscht> ah
18:31 < @arbscht> lube
18:31 < @arbscht> that’s what I need
< @arbscht> it takes balls to mess with the Admin. tampered balls.
< @Zorab> its like Inzi say “access denied” and Darrel Hair says “g0t_R00T”
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> I don’t deal in midget porn, only quality dwarf porn
< InsanityPrawnBoy> WINDOWS VISTA IS GAY
< InsanityPrawnBoy> Not me. I am going to be soon.
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> Zorab: Can you bring the sodomy deluxe?
< WhiteAssasin> off to babyshit
< WhiteAssasin> err babysit
Here’s a list of the nicks I’m pretty sure were min:
DarkSentinel
RadioactivePhoenix
Yosas
DarkSentinel2 (98)
Irate_Peasant (87)
DarkSentinel^3 (83)
DarkSentinel^2 (64)
Identity (63)
WhiteAssasin (57)
Vengeance (51)
EvilDarkSentinel (50)
Aryan_Pepsi (49)
Unregisterd_Nickname (48)
EbonySentinel (40)
SickSentinel (29)
OtherDarkSentinel (29)
DarkSentinel_hates_nickserv (18)
Atrophied_Amoeba (17)
Fluctuating_Designation (15)
PrefixRadioactivePhoenix… (12)
Two_Dogs_Fighting (11)
Electric_Flea (11)
DS^afk (11)
DarkSentinel^DotA (10)
Namewhore (9)
Guest41 (9)
Traumatised_ExPieEater (8)
One_Man_Bucket (7)
afk (7)
ShorterName (5)
DS^cooking (5)
There were probably more. Namewhore indeed.
[16:38] < Balinor> you\’ve got girls on your msn list?
[16:38] < Lord_Riff_Raff> Foodtown use to sell them for like $1.50 each which was a complete rip off
[19:42] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> oooh, gay porn
< @mountain> hrm i ask myself why i’m browsing trade me looking for a 1000Mbit switch..
< @mountain> cause i don’t even own a 1000Mbit nic
< @_hackra_> mountain: Upgrading for them girls?
< @mountain> yeah, this is true. all the bitches love 1000Mbit..
< @hackra> anyone else getting porn site spam in their uni email?
< @hackra> apparently I need to respond to activate my account at \”camboyslive.com\”
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> hmm
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> the one on the bottom looks like Sean
< @hackra> O_O
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> MaskedRider02
< @hackra> holy crap, it does
< @Zorab> hmm that web site has changed a lot
< @hackra> 0_0
< @Zorab> seem to remember something far worce
[23:09] < @arbscht> #plt1 is generally sympathetic to the nature of cheese
[22:27] < @InsanityPrawnBoy> Fuck, I was on a Russian Wikipedia page that was apparenty on sex. I clicked a link and eneded up the the David Beckahm page
< @Zorab> man i’v not had a good blow in how long
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> okay
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> PLT1 fund goes towards that now
m0nK3y_|30y: yeah that guy was pretty rough
m0nK3y_|30y: hang on, changing pants
#comment: on igrin
< @Balinor> Zorab works with kids?
< @Balinor> wholly crap
< @Balinor> that just blows my mind
< @Balinor> kids?!
< @Balinor> Zorab, father of goatsie, works with kids?!
< @Balinor> X-D
[22:57] *** DarkSentinel was kicked from #plt1 by Michael (German blaming a jew? how un-PC)
[19:30] < arbscht> wow
[19:30] < arbscht> I’m being spied on by a kid
[19:30] < DarkSentinel> lol
[19:30] < DarkSentinel> you… kid-magnet
[21:56] < @Michael> this is fucking unbelievable
[21:56] < @Michael> the parliamentary hearing to raise the drinking age to 20 is 5 days before my 18th bday
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> and I think I\’ll dedicate the holidays to beating Sam at pushups consistantly
[...minutes later...]
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> note to self: do not use chair with wheels on bottom to do elevated pushups
< @hackra> bloody cs345
< @hackra> I could be playing WoW now if it wasn’t for study
< @arbscht> hackra: first it’s exams, then it’s homework, sleep, personal hygiene, nutrition and then who knows what else… maybe even porn!
< @hackra> …
< @hackra> actually that’s pretty accurate
[21:42] < @Zorab> Chirs Martin is in the record book as well
[21:43] < @Zorab> for his batting!!!
[21:43] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> isn’t he the lead singer of coldplay?
[21:31] < @Michael> yeah, I’m interested mostly in 17-20 year old girls
[20:46] < @Hackra> it borders on being a snuff film
[20:46] < @Michael> you have any of those?
[20:46] < @Hackra> no
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Property/Houses-to-rent/auction-78874483.htm?key=551452 < what about that?
< @Michael> Lord_Riff_Raff: noooo, you can’t move out
< @Michael> then your sister will move into your room and want that TV back
Pyrodrake : sending him gay porn for his birthday?
arbscht : sent
Prawn : arbscht: Thanks!
[19:09] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> brb cat trying to eat lawnmower
[19:16] < @mountain> well damn, no more upskirt shoephone action…
[19:16] < @Pyrodrake> not true
[19:16] < @Lord_Riff_Raff>hence why I like my nokia, as it doesn\’t take shitty pictures
[14:06] Lord_Riff_Raff: I just got called up by some stats NZ people, to talk about alcohol and young people
They never asked me if I’d been drinking at the time of the interview
[14:06] jonnydoom: after drinking the rum?
[14:07] Lord_Riff_Raff: the young women on the phone seemed rather dissapointed that I didn’t suffer any effects from having 6 standard drinks in one sitting
[14:08] Nameeater: rofl
[14:08] Lord_Riff_Raff: jonnydoom: yeah
[14:08] jonnydoom: HAHAHAHAAAAA!
[13:35] arbscht: unhandled SIMPLE-ERROR:
[13:35] arbscht: Error during processing of –eval option “(with-open-file (i \”/home/abhi/bin/np\” :element-type ‘(unsigned-byte 8)) (loop while (< ret 2) when (= (read-byte i) 10) count 1 into ret) (load i) (funcall (quote VALUES)) (quit))”:
[13:35] *** arbscht has signed off IRC (Quit: leaving).
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[13:35] arbscht: gah!
[19:14] beanie: looking for gf aye Lord_Riff_Raff?
[19:14] Lord_Riff_Raff: for the love of god
[19:14] Lord_Riff_Raff: don’t say that here
< @ronilaB> honestly Zorab people use the internet for pr0n you use it to look at goatse and tubgirl
< @ronilaB> there’s something fucked up about you
< @hackra> knowledge is power, except than sourabh has it, then it’s more like pudding
< @Zorab> AHH PUDDING!!!!
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> and I got way more asshole than Daniel
< @arbscht> I have a raisin on my head!
< @SolarTemple> someone link me to a decent porn site
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> 4chan.org
< @SolarTemple> fuck it, why not
< @arbscht> I really don’t want to quote that
< @SolarTemple> ahhh, how do I actually find stuff on 4chan.org ?
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> You know the 47x stop outside uni? I’m standing there, I put out my hand for the 473 and it breaks down in front of me
< @Zorab> must like u
< @arbscht> ha, that’s nothing
< @arbscht> I should publish a small book containing my Tales of the Bus
< @Zorab> with the first page taken up by ur name
[00:16] Lord_Riff_Raff: erhm
[00:16] Lord_Riff_Raff: holy fuck
[00:17] Lord_Riff_Raff: HUGE white tail on wall next to me
[23:16] jonnydoom: REAL MEN CODE IN LISP!
[23:17] __: night
[23:17] jonnydoom: i hope you die in your sleep
[23:17] Corka: I always love coding using my favoured speech impediment.
[23:18] __: jonnydoom: so do i
[23:18] jonnydoom: ^_^
[23:18] __: lishp
[23:18] Corka: Thats way to emo for christmas.
[23:19] __: I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS
[23:19] Corka: You should be celebrating this holiday as we place our children on the knees of eccentric hairy old men in flamboyant red outfits!
[23:19] Corka: *too
[23:19] SolarTemple: I’m not old
[23:19] *** __ has been kicked from #plt1 by __: Christmas sucks, fuck you Jesus! STAY DEAD, WE KILLED YOU ONCE, WE’LL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:48] < Lord_Riff_Raff> I return
[21:48] < Zorab> well back NOW BEND OVER AND DO A GOATSE
[21:50] < Lord_Riff_Raff> um no
[22:18] < arbscht> and I want to go out with tracey
< @arbscht> yeesh
< @arbscht> that wasn’t fun
< @arbscht> I got new nuts, at least
< @arbscht> 18 of them
< @arbscht> 8x 5mm and 10x 6mm
< @jonnydoom> arbscht has 10 tiny nuts.
[20:56] Balinor: my lightsaber has “mothafucka” on it!
[20:56] Balinor: be-arch!
[20:57] jonnydoom: damn, yo. homie be down wit’ da force and shit.
[20:57] Balinor: laters home, nigga gota force bounce
[20:57] arbscht: huh
[20:58] jonnydoom: nigga, you full o shit.
[20:58] jonnydoom: there aint no force bouce round here.
[20:58] jonnydoom: so shut yo mouth or i force choke yo ass.
[20:58] Balinor: jedi, don’t you go dis’in me, I’ll pop a sab in yo ass
[20:59] jonnydoom: oh yeah, i went there!
[20:59] jonnydoom: yo’ connection to da force be weak holmes!
[20:59] Lord_Riff_Raff: …
[21:00] jonnydoom: SHUT YO MOUTH CRACKER!
[20:17] Balinor: ping?
[20:18] *** mountain has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
[00:07] Lord_Riff_Raff: I’ve claimed to be a 65 year old lesbian from sydney
[00:07] InsanityPrawnBoy: WTF?!
[00:07] Lord_Riff_Raff: it’s a long story
< @Balinor> and now I’m slightly sick over bf
< @Corka> Whats his name Balinor?
[23:31] < @Nameeater> 4am? what were you doing? milking cows?
[23:31] < @Balinor> could be baking bread
[23:31] < @Balinor> although I think they start eariler
[23:31] < @mountain> robbing a bank?
[23:32] < @Balinor> influtration!
[23:32] < @Balinor> blue’s base
[23:32] < @Nameeater> stab halo
[23:32] < @Atomix> smuggling a shipment of viagra
[23:33] < @Balinor> viagra? that’s not where the money is!
[23:33] < @Nameeater> rob not doing so well in the bedroom eh?
[23:33] < @Atomix> *went scuba diving up north*
[23:33] < @Atomix> anyhow, andie and rob are now very tired
[23:33] < @Balinor> lol
[23:33] < @Atomix> nite nite
[23:33] < @Nameeater> sleep well
[16:10] < Lord_Riff_Raff> how on earth am I on the church roster
[16:10] < arbscht> it’s a divine hint
[21:40] Lord_Riff_Raff: world hates me, brb
< @Michael> Lord_Riff_Raff: if you talk to arbscht, tell him I need the lube
< @arbscht> omg a girl has joined the lisp channel
[14:55] < hackra> I’m not a huge fan of feet
[14:55] < Atomix> what about belly buttons?
[14:55] < hackra> would it be filled with cheese dip?
[14:55] < Atomix> if you ask nicely
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> oh that’s not hard, I could get 200 people to claim they were Jesus
< @Sirhalot> 200 men who wants GAY sex
< @hatckra> IM JESUS
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> 200 men who want gay sex with Jesus and a goat
< @hatckra> im not jesus anymore
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< Lord_Riff_Raff> HEY
< Lord_Riff_Raff> SCREW YOU CHANSERV
< @InsanityPrawnBoy> rubberpiggy, Ranzer: We have to go to America! We can have a $300 USD pot of tea!!!!
< @InsanityPrawnBoy> And DarkSentinel can come too cause he will fit in a suitcase.
[14:47] * arbscht got “randomly selected” (profiled) for “explosives testing” (frisk and baggage search)
[14:48] < arbscht> the retard at the xray machine wasn’t even looking at the screen
[14:48] < arbscht> when my stuff went through
[14:48] < arbscht> he was chatting with someone else
[14:48] < hatckra> so did you get the drugs through then?
[14:48] < arbscht> hatckra: guilty on both counts
[23:27] < Zorab> on differnet note i’v spend the past half an hr seraching ‘goatse’ in all sorts of websites
[23:27] < Zorab> like the bbc, cnn and so on
[23:28] < Zorab> saddly i’v found no joy yet
< hackra> I move that dictionaries should be produced in Backus Naur Form to more easily present alternate spellings
< Lord_Riff_Raff> lets hear it for sulphur/sulfur
< hackra> meter/metre
< Zorab> goatse/lemonparty
< hackra> …
< hackra> I’m not even sure how you’d misspell one as the other
< DarkSentinel> you know i’m sure cricket porn is as boring as the game itself
[14:06] mand is going to take to long
[14:06] and we would get owned
[14:07] come on skip D:
[14:07] a quicky
< Nameeater> yer
< Nameeater> I am the function moron
[17:08] < InsanityPrawnBoy> GAHHH MY EYE!
[17:08] < InsanityPrawnBoy> What happened?
[17:08] < InsanityPrawnBoy> I turned around and ran into his ERECT PENIS!
< m0nK3y_|30y> zorab: lol i’m going to bed
< m0nK3y_|30y> that will involve more action than the cricket, i am sure
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< Nameeater> I hope he has a girl friend
< Nameeater> or I just felt a little queezy
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> we have asians on our side
< Mulder> bananas dont count
< arbscht > any remedies for removing ham+cheese+bread from a nasal cavity?
< arbscht > I don’t think I want ants in my head
[17:43] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> I’m fairly certain that I can’t work towards becoming female. No matter what I do.
[23:06] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> why not, #sluts was great
< @Zorab> the Auston Martin DB9 is gonna be there!!
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> are we going to try and steal it?
< @Zorab> d00d u wanna know how many people try that every year anf FAIL
< @Zorab>
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> 2?
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> but we have lemons
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> so we’re unstoppable
< @hackra> I’ll bring coat hangers and a crowbar
< @Zorab> hmm u have a point there
< Michael> Lord_Riff_Raff: so who’s going?
< @Zorab> nono we need a blow up thing like that AA guy had
< @Zorab>
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> we can both make lemonade, and the female members can put them down their tops to make their boobs look bigger
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> truely a fruit of many uses
< @Zorab> LOL
< Michael> only the female members?
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> well if you’re not a wearing a bra then they’d fall down your shirt
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> and you’d have to explain why you’re dropping lemons
< @hackra> “It’s a skin condition”
< @Zorab> and if they dont fall out u’d have to explain y ur wearing a bra
< Michael> I have nothing to explain
< Michael> who are you to tell me what I can and cannot wear?
< +Mulder> not even auckland street hobos drink export. they have standards. that’s why it’s only served at student pubs
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[19:24] < Zorab> wtf…
[19:24] < DarkSentinel> oh right, LAN at Jeremy’s
[19:24] < Zorab> LOL
< Lord_Riff_Raff> on that note, I don’t know what happened to the personal massage device. It vanished
< Lord_Riff_Raff> much like Jin koo
< Michael> Lord_Riff_Raff: pretty sure Hannah has it
< arbscht> hannah has jin koo?
< Lord_Riff_Raff> this holds true for a lot of my stuff :/
< Mulder> you consider jin koo one of your personal belongings?
< Lord_Riff_Raff> ya Jin Koo folds up nicely in a suitcase
[ 21:01] also if you play wow too long
[ 21:01] you get AIDS
[ 21:01] and turn into an african
[ 21:01] it’s true
[ 21:01] Aides!
[20:57] < @ Atomix> we could start a shell, and merge them?
[20:57] < Flippy> no that would need some one who knows about computers
[20:58] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> and it’s not like there’s anyone here who could do that
[20:58] < @Atomix> that would be far to hard to find
20:58] < @ Atomix> good point
[20:58] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> we’d need like a computer scientist or something
[20:58] < Flippy> we good google it
[20:58] < Flippy> that might work
[20:58] < @Atomix> we might have to pay them
[20:58] < @Atomix> what does a computer scientist do tho? experiment on 3.5″ floppys?
04[20:59] < @ Lord_Riff_Raff> Atomix: the sad thing is, it’s probably like $2000 worth of work even if it only takes us 2 hours
[20:59] < Flippy> why would it take 2 hours?
[20:59] < Flippy> how crap are u?
08[20:59] < @ Atomix> yeah and we havnt even covered the consultant who told us it could be done
[20:59] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> cause it takes about that long to open up the folder with the logs
08[20:59] < @ Atomix> or $1000 for new server to open logs quicker
[21:00] < Flippy> then u would need a break from the click on the mouse u had to do
[21:00] < Flippy> and the call out fee would be crazy
21:00] < @ Atomix> charge the coffee on the invoice
08[21:01] < @ Atomix> then charge on the 12 box beer to “keep the comptuer guy sane”
08[21:01] < @ Atomix> so there is no going mad and killing people
[21:01] < Flippy> then u would need to charge them for the big screen u had to buy because u could not work out Lord_Riff_Raff’s mouse
04[21:02] < @ hackra> Atomix: aww, why not?
08[21:02] < @A omix> killing people is bad! BAD YOU HEAR
[21:03] < Flippy> how bad?
[21:03] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> also we have to write documentation
[21:03] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> that’s at least another grand
08[21:03] < @ Atomix> plus printng and binding
08[21:03] < @A tomix> another $1500
08[21:03] < @ Atomix> for glossy paper
[21:03] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> and since we’re working with old data as well, that’s probably another grand to keep it safe
08[21:03] < @Atomix> and lots of images
[21:03] < Flippy> and pretty graphs
[21:04] < Flippy> then u would have to employ accursed to read them
08[21:04] < @Atomix> and you’d have to employ me to do the advertising
[21:06] < @Lord_Riff_Raff> Oh and we need a lawyer or two
[21:06] < Flippy> Lord_Riff_Raff: who is __, and Quactuar and how are they above me on the logs
08[21:08] < @Atomix> so so far to get the merged logs, we need about $10,000 in expenses excluding wages, in which we will need a computer scientist, proofreaders, advertising co-ordinator and 2 laywers
< @arbscht> Lord_Riff_Raff cannot object to that topic as it no longer questions his genitals
< @hackra> and there’s probably a militant vegan group that wants to kill you for it
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> I think that’s the fine for injuring an endangered email
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> generally speaking, I’m larger than a photon
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> “describe your sex life with a term from dota”
< @Atomix_Work> ultimate
< @Atomix_Work> “STILL GOOD”
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> MATHEW
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> WHY IS PLT1.COM NOW
< @hackra> I got family in kerikeri
< @hackra> wait no, they’re dead
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> you killed them?
< @Zorab> lol
< @hackra> as you can tell I didn’t visit very often
< arbscht> man, I wish I lived on a boat off an island in samoa, with a squad of robot servants
< @Nameeater> sigh
< @Nameeater> my mum believes
< @Nameeater> my laptop sent out a bolt of light
< @Zorab> LOL
< @hackra> was it caused by divine intervention?
< @Mulder> it was grease lightning?
< @hackra> in this channel, we are hungry
< arbscht> mac is the new crack
< arbscht> IT people have become addicted
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> Sourabh’s not drunk
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> just spelling
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> issues
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> can you even get hookers in auckland for 3K?
< +rubberpiggy> sorry a real doll is 6500$
< +rubberpiggy> but they come in shemales lol
< +Balinor> Lord_Riff_Raff: depends on your taste and how much of a druggie they are
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> cause I can remember when we were trying to see how much you could earn, I think the highest priced ones we could find were $500/hour
< Rush> yay for 6 hours
< +Balinor> I guess they don’t charge by the minute?
< +rubberpiggy> they may charge by the minute for really quick guys lol
< +Balinor> :S
< +rubberpiggy> one minute wonder special
< +Balinor> where’s mulder?
< +Balinor> :p
< @arbscht> don’t they charge per act?
< +rubberpiggy> it might depend
< +rubberpiggy> but yeah normally
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> ‘ The dungeon boss’ weakness is whatever item you picked up inside that dungeon.’
< +rubberpiggy> so your into s and m Lord_Riff_Raff?
< +Balinor> oh snap!
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> go buy me condoms
< Lord_Riff_Raff> I’m currently watching a series, about a family that when they get hugged by the opposite sex they turn into a animal from the chinese zodiac
< DarkSentinel> hmmm think i lost my phone
< arbscht> oh dear
< arbscht> when is the funeral?
< DarkSentinel> i’ll text you and let you know
< rubberpiggy> lol I had too much cake
< arbscht> NO SUCH THING
DS^work> 5 tablespoons of coffee later… i’m almost awake
< skippy`> hai2u!
< Lord_Riff_Raff> NO
< Lord_Riff_Raff> NO HAI2U
< Lord_Riff_Raff> NO
< Lord_Riff_Raff> BAD
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00:00 < @Lord_Riff_Raff> *sigh*
00:00 < @Lord_Riff_Raff> worst bug ever
00:01 < arbscht> it’s the highlight of our collective day
00:01 < @Lord_Riff_Raff> it’s the sacrifice I must make so that the sun comes up in the morning
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> okay
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> someone remember this
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> New World in Botany stocks venison
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> this will be important next lan
< @DarkSentinel> at the better moments I sound like Alec Baldwin with lung cancer going through puberty
< @hackra> we could just give you his msn
< zerodays> yeah
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> but that would turn zerodays into a 17 year old girl
< zerodays> sadly, i wantted to be 17yrs old hot chick
< @arbscht> o.O
< @hackra> O_o
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> O_o
< Mulder> that’s a fantastic goal to aspire to
< +Balinor> is there a pricespy for vacuum cleaners?
< +Balinor> or even a tom’s hardware for vacuum cleaners
< @DS> apparently having an aucklandcity.govt.nz email address will help me pick up the chicks. then again, it has a “jinkoo.niersbach” component
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> who came to this conclusion?
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> is this like the time we got told to take gen ed papers to pick up chicks?
< Mulder> beehive.govt.nz would be a chick magnet
< @DarkSentinel> Mulder: more like a bee magnet. Bzzzzz
< Mulder> well
< Mulder> female bees
< Mulder> the female bees do the work and work the hive
< Mulder> the male drones just get fed and have fun with eht queen
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> …
< arbscht> this message brought to you by Labour
< Mulder> i am describing how society works
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> how BEE society works
< Mulder> IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?!
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> I’m not painted yellow and black
< arbscht> humans are not bees
< Mulder> but you can be
< Mulder> or should i say, can bee
< arbscht> that pun was abzzmal
11:46 DarkSentinel: $115 in notes, probably another 30 in coins, a mood ring and 5 Dirhams from the Arabian Emirates
11:46 Lord_Riff_Raff: ^Jin Koo’s dowry
11:46 DarkSentinel: and $10 in whitcoull’s vouchers
23:23 Lord_Riff_Raff: I hate the world. Get stuff done. Wish I’d get paid. And wonder what the fuck it is I’m meant to be doing
23:23 Hannah: ‘meant to be doing’ in general?
23:24 hackra: he wants to know the meaning of life I guess
…
23:25 Hannah: Your purpose in life is to have kids, so mum gets off my back.
[23:10] < Prawn> How am I going to get dead puppies nailed to a door in New York City!
[23:11] < DarkSentinel> Prawn: FedExMacabre. nailing puppies to peoples’ doors by 10am the next day. Guaranteed
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> Mulder learnt an important lesson tonight
< @Lord_Riff_Raff> don’t have sex with crack whores
< Mulder> yeah
< Hannah> Silvia Park. I tried the one at Manukau first, but I wanted to see if Silvia Park had a better selection.
< Hannah> I wish they had the Sonnet FP in blue as well, but I guess it’s a good thing they didn’t. Then I wouldn’t have enough money left for textbooks.
< Prawn> Did you go in the morning?
< Prawn> Ye must have been there before me anyway as I got the last Sonnet FP
< Hannah> Yep.. sorry if there wasn’t much left when you went.
< Prawn> It’s cool. I got exactly what I wanked ^_^
21:23 < Lord_Riff_Raff> THEY’RE 17. Not 7
21:24 < DarkSentinel> Lord_Riff_Raff: sounding defensive there
< arbscht> “My first set of tools was a bobby pin and a hair pin,” Mr. Boisvert said from his home, where he has about 120 practice locks. “Now I’ll make them out of wiper blades, hacksaw blades, bike spokes, filler gauges - anything you can get at a scrapyard. One guy I know even used a banana.”
* Prawn puts a banana in his car for the next time he leaves his house keys at home.
< arbscht> but the thing about the banana is, once you’ve tried to use it and it fails
< arbscht> would you be too embarrassed to call a professional?
< Nameeater> ‘hi, forgotten your keys have we? wait… whats that in the lock?
< arbscht> “I have NO IDEA how that got there”
< arbscht> “burglars these days…”
< arbscht> next thing you know, he whips out his own bunch of bananas and gets to work